• my life
• my heart
• toilet paper
• paper towels
• a whole big branch of the clematis plant in the kitty cage

Changed the title of the list just so I could add this gem of a misheard Horrors lyric:

• I Can See Through You : I caught the Taco Bell (I couldn't talk about)
  • Can I catch the Taco Bell too?

Manics

• My Guernica : nothing there pisses on desks (Nothing but pieces of dust)
• She Bathed Herself In A Bath Of Bleach : tablefuck (table for two)
• no need to mention "I bronze my thighs easily"
• From Despair To Where : as I open my crotch (Outside open mouthed crowds)
  • the first time I listened to it I wasn't paying attention and heard the second line as "I've poisoned everyone in my house" and it totally stuck
• Sleepflower : I feel the coming sand [pieces of sleep] a memory vegetable (I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep A memory fades to a)
• Drug Drug Druggy : I am affecting the designer bits (I am a victim of designer blitz)