- I listen to Arizonian Hip-Hop stations in the shower, although sometimes they make fun of white girls and it makes me feel sad.
- I graffiti my mother’s nickname on most pub toilets (NB: It is a helpful in testing how drunk you are and whether the next pint of beer will be a mistake or not)
- I think I tell people what they like to hear most of the time. I think this makes me a liar.
- I wrote a 10,000 word dissertation on the director, Wes Anderson because I really love him. But I really dislike the way he presents women sometimes.
- My face and arms are covered with tiny little freckles that no one ever sees because I cover them with makeup and clothes.
- My most common lookalikes are Adele, Stifler's Mom or occasionally Pamela Anderson. So not great, no.
- Most girls find looking at skinny celebrities good motivation for losing weight. Watching films about love and reading stories about love is the only thing that remotely inspires me.
- People keep telling me it's foolish. Because "no one will love me until I love myself".
- I am a kleptomaniac when it comes to lighters. I own at least 50 and I've never bought one in my life.
- I've started socially smoking even though my mother essentially died from it. This makes me a rotten person, I'm sure of it.
- I feel like I'm wasting my entire life.
jul 31 2013 ∞
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