• there is no dusk to be, there was no dawn that was

summary: lu han lives in a teahouse and creates dreams for other people. sehun visits him one day and becomes lu han’s dream instead.

rating: nc-17

• the floating world

summary: none given. dystopian au.

rating: nc-17

• ❤ buttoned up

summary: sehun is emotionally & verbally crippled. but yay, lu han is there to save our ship. on the sideline, chanyeol harasses yifan on a regular basis.

rating: pg-13

• do you like aerobic respiration as much as i do?

summary: sehun is putting the c in chemistry.

rating: pg-13

• take your dog for a walk (even if you don't have one)

summary: lu han dispenses touches like candy. and he’s so adorable. sehun hates him. definitely maybe.

rating: nc-17

• titanic

summary: funny how sehun was the strong one at the time. funny how sehun's the one watching titanic at every possible hour now, sobbing through each run.

rating: g

• ✨❤ of rabbits, wizards, and the language of flowers

summary: in which, luhan is the lonely golden boy, and sehun is a rabbit with feelings.

rating: g

• ❤ spiked

summary: "i swear," luhan whisper-slurs at his monitor, "that boy is probably going to die from lip balm poisoning, and--"

rating: t

• ❤ alphabet

summary: twenty-six episodes, twenty-six moments in the intersected lives of sehun and luhan, defined by words, in turn defined by moments, all in alphabetical order.

rating: t to light r

• ❤ juxtaposition and symmetry

summary: in which, sehun has an affinity for english and a loathing for math, while luhan is a math nerd that hates english.

rating: g

• epitaph

summary: ficlet inspired by don blanding's "epitaph." also, don't worry, the title is not what it seems.

rating: g

• ❤ songs

summary: he is a political toy, a pawn piece in the game of thrones. he had thought they had already won when his father had won the throne, but keeping it was another game entirely.

rating: pg-13

• ☁ sry, ignore that text, not for you lol kbye

summary: in which hunhan = that annoying couple that texts each other when they're sitting side by side.

rating: pg

• like you need me, i long for you

summary: waiting is but a game.

rating: pg

• commitment for dummies

summary: in which luhan is a commitment phobe and sehun's a surfer boy~

rating: pg-13

• dig it up, set it high, love at first spike

summary: in which rivalry turns into something nicer.

rating: pg-13

• 直记得你的美。

summary: luhan's angry at sehun and sehun's angry at luhan for being mad at him – over something he simply cannot control.

rating: r

• ☁ you've got so much game (you must be a natural)

summary: basketball!au

rating: nc-17

• a hyung’s helping hand and mouth

summary: in retrospect, luhan thinks he probably should’ve knocked first before entering (or maybe not).

rating: nc-17

• barter economy

summary: sehun trades sex for time on luhan's new 3ds.

rating: nc-17

warnings: rimming, bratty sehun, improper use of a 3ds?

• chinese boys make good baristas

summary: sehun probably shouldn't be falling in love with pretty chinese boys in local coffee shops.

rating: r

• ☁ claim me i'm all yours

summary: in which sehun attempts to have his purity corrupted, luhan is as oblivious as hell, and chanyeol, baekhyun, and jongin are out to make sehun’s life so much harder than it already is.

rating: nc-17

• do you like it well done, cause i do it well

summary: birthday (phone)sex for birthday boys. (really. it's just pwp.)

rating: nc-17

• ❤ doctor feel good

summary: lu han is very, very sick. and sehun is the best doctor ever.

rating: r

notes: this is the first pwp i read so many feels

• guard my body, guard my heart

summary: none.

• in record time

summary: luhan likes to play a little game whenever sehun is tasked to clean the dishes right after dinner.

__rating:__nc-17

• you've got the moves like jagger

summary: in which sehun is a mysterious dancer and luhan's in need of his name.

rating: pg-13

sequels: → get on the floor

• paper bags and plastic hearts

summary: pwp

rating: nc-17

warnings: daddy!kink, age difference

• ☁ untitled

summary: pwp? tentacles.

rating: nc-17

notes: "you look like shota porn"

• when your body is talking - i'm listening

summary: in which the two cheerleaders start an orgy – unintentionally.

rating: nc-17

• give me a double back handspring and point your toes (cheerleader!au is awesome)

summary: in which jongin's annoyed at sehun because he's stupid.

rating: pg-13

• (sixty seconds is enough for this story)

summary: i love, i loved, i will love (just not you next time).

rating: pg-13

• simple challenge

summary: kyungsoo and baekhyun coaxes luhan to have sex with her boy friend and jongin has a really sexy tattoo. (girl!luhan)

rating: pg-13

• hang with me

summary: lu han doesn't mind at all that sehun's a virgin.

rating: nc-17

warnings: femslash

• a taste of what you paid for

summary: when you can buy love in a bottle by the ounce, how much is the real thing worth?

rating: light r

• the exo high school host club ✨

summary: sehun doesn't know what he's getting into when he stumbles upon an abandoned music room in sm high.

rating: pg-13

• the boyfriend tag

summary: luhan is a youtube cover artist and his subscribers ask for him to do the boyfriend tag.

rating: pg-13

• a perfect contradiction

summary: new inmate, oh sehun, learns the meaning of no feelings, no attachment, just sexual release, via the prison’s most troubled whore, lu han.

rating: nc-17

warnings: contains foul language, mature content, explicit sexual scenes & violence, also contains brief mentions of rape and abuse.

• teacher's pet

summary: luhan really loves being a teacher and he thinks it's his job to help his students succeed. sehun just has a totally wrong impression of what that means

rating: pg-13

• and baby i breathe you

summary: luhan takes and takes while sehun glues him back back together, piece by jagged-edged piece until his hands bleed and he can’t tell if the crimson between his fingers is his or luhan’s. it’s the perfect arrangement.

rating: r

warnings: self-harm, mentions of suicide

• stardust

summary: luhan carries stars in his pockets to paint galaxies on sehun's hands.

rating: pg-13

• ☁ lithum

summary: sehun finds meaning in the life of a golden-haired man who has suddenly asked him to visit the amusement park on their first meeting.

rating: r

warnings: character death

• don't judge a jerk by its cover

summary: luhan was a jerk - a frustratingly attractive jerk - and also the entirely non-jerky person sehun had been exchanging anonymous notes with for the past 3 months.

rating: pg-13

• melted

summary: luhan tried to find warmth in his life.

rating: pg-13

warnings: age gap

• under the weight od living

summary: sehun makes a deal with the devil to save his soul. there’s nothing written in the contract about his heart. loosely based off black butler.

rating: pg-13

warnings: minor violence, minor character death, mentions of kai/d.o.

• oh sehun is definitely not falling in love (except he is)

summary: luhan's just too pretty and sehun knows he's in trouble before he's even in it. ministry!au

rating: pg-13

warnings: an inappropriate hippogriff joke

• win me if you can

summary: luhan can't take the fact that sehun's sometimes better than he is. he also can't take the fact that the ravenclaw's not as ugly anymore. goddamn it.

rating: pg-13

warnings: attempt at writing, sexual jokes, and basilisks

• 蝴蝶的翅膀

summary: in which everyone but sehun himself realizes that he has a crush on the dashingly popular gryffindor beater.

rating: pg-13

warning: dubcon (use of love potions)

• we are artists

summary: this was one installation in his life oh sehun was unable to finish.

rating: pg

• deleted fics
• there will come soft rains
• ❤ crossword puzzles
• ❤ got a figure like a pinup got a figure like a doll
• ugly christmas sweaters
• runaway groom
• china doll
• fetus-faced fucker (side!sekai & chanbaek)
• ❤ 135 seoul
• drabble dump