• top grade milk: milk with 8g fat

summary: in which exo are a bunch of happy five year olds going to a petting zoo!

rating: g

• spin the bottle

summary: “this is a drag,” lu han moaned. she sat upright. “we should play a game! that’s a good way to get to know each other. i'm thinking spin the bottle!”

rating: r

• bubblegum b-i-t-c-h

summary: in which sehun punches unsuspecting dickbags in their dicks.

rating: pg

• drabbles and ficlets

summary: multiple pairings stories

rating: multiple ratings