hey, hey what's up

• i'm spigot / sprect / speedy / spongey / scrungo / toto / something else probably
• 18 (fucking old ass piece of shit)
• I Love Dick
• fluent in english/spanish/french/brazilian portuguese, minimal japanese
• IMMENSE BASTARD
• probably not a dog"???
• uruguayan (hmu if you're also latino we cool)
• ornitorrinco
• shit eater
• #DownWithChris #BastardBrigade #KillSimon2015 #FreeTheAss
• hey man