- Snowstorms
- Invisible ice patches
- Staying out a whole day having fun in the cold then coming inside and suddenly realizing that you have to pee really badly and stripping off all those damn layers before you wet yourself
- Hearing people bitch about:
- How much the electric bill is costing them [you don't have to have a million lights, you know]
- How they don't feel like shopping but...
- ... they don't want to feel guilty because they're getting something.
- ... they "feel obligated" because they're family/friend of a friend/invited to a party
- How cold it is [it's cold. we get it. bitching helps no one]
- How shitty last year's was
- How nobody's "thankful" [if you're doing things for the thanks, you're not doing it for the right reasons. so, stop doing it altogether or quit your bitching]
- How so-and-so didn't get them anything even though they went to "all this trouble"
- How crappy their gifts were
- How the mall is so disgustingly crowded
- Mall Santas and their annoyingly long lines
- The ring of the Salvation Army bell
- People passing out lists of things they want to people they expect to buy them things
- Secret Santas
- Getting snow in my boots
- Seeing hideously decorated houses [if you're going to do it, at least try to make it good looking. don't slap some shit on and call it a day. honestly]
- My glasses fogging the moment I walk inside
- The fact that I can't go out and run
nov 24 2010 ∞
dec 24 2010 +