• (summer '08) being attacked by a caterpillar and I couldn't decide whether or not to kill it. there was an imaginary crowd behind me, cheering at me and telling me what to do, like i was on the price is right or something. i had a tennis racket ready to smash the caterpillar, but ultimately decided no to kill it
  • (summer '08) being attacked by a spider that could grow bigger and started hitting me with a stick. i decided not to kill it. then it tried to speak to me...and that's when i woke up cuz that's just too nutso for me
  • (summer '08) being on stage in a sequined yellow dress, singing to a massive audience
  • (summer '08) having a huge fight with my (now ex-) best friend and then, when trying to call another friend, being threatened by some lady who answered the phone instead of my friend
  • (sep '08) driving down main st blacksburg in my jeep cherokee and my brakes didn't work until the last second as i tried to stop at a light going down a hill
  • (oct '08) driving someone else's red jeep cherokee around blacksburg back roads and again the brakes wouldn't work
  • (12/6/08) having two young daughters, one of whom is kidnapped by my senile grandmother who tries to kill the girl and herself by setting a bed on fire and I have to rescue my daughter
  • (12/8/08) throwing a party for my entire family in a three-story house with three cats (one on every story) and I'm so worried about the cats going to the bathroom on the carpets that I run all over the house the entire time checking
  • (12/8 or 9/08) finding out i failed all my classes one semester and my roommate's older sister calls me to yell at me for being a lazy and irresponsible student
  • (12/10/08) i was flying in a private plane with about 5 other people from VA to the west coast. we had to crash land the plane due to bad weather and other malfunctions. we crash landed in the rocky mountains. then everything reset like in a video game when you die...we all died but came back to life as ourselves a few hours before we originally got on the plane. i refused to get in the plane again, so we got in a car and started driving to the west coast instead of flying. my brother was in the car now...i don't remember who the other people were. we were all arguing about which direction we had to go. that's all i remember.
oct 29 2008 ∞
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