- People who eat loudly. Slurping, chewing with their mouth open, talking whilst eating without covering their mouth, clinking their cutlery like they're in a cutlery band, having food all over their faces etc.
- Patronizing people. I am part of the younger generation. I get it. But that does not mean you have the right to make me feel small or stupid or insignificant. I have opinions and feelings just like you.
- People who act as though they are in a music video when they sing along to songs. You look like a twat. Stop it.
- People who just throw all their clothes in the same drawer. I mean seriously? Just have a bit of organisation, it's not hard.
- Not rolling your socks together when putting them away. They are no longer a pair properly. You've split them up and they resent you for it.
- People who don't pay attention to pets. It's fluffy and can be trained to like cuddling you. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
- People who bend books so the spine looks like someone has dragged a penknife down it over and over. Respect the books man.
- When someone puts practically the whole carton of milk into their tea. IF YOU WANT MILK, JUST HAVE MILK?!
- People who check their phones in the middle of the film, like, why? what could you have possibly missed in the past hour and a half that is so life threateningly important that you feel the need to fill the entire cinema with the light of a thousand suns.
- When a song builds up so much and you are literally almost squealing with excitement for the drop. Then it drops and instead of it being like a lightning flash at the beginning of a really awesome storm, its actually like a drunk guy trying to pee. Broken, awkward and embarrassing
- Y-O-U-R apostrophe R-E means YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R means YOUR
- No. No you can't have some of my food. If you wanted some of this then you should have ordered it too/said yes when I offered to make you some as well.
- PEOPLE WHO BORROW MY HIGHLIGHTERS TO HIGHLIGHT STUFF BECAUSE THEY CAN SEE I'M HIGHLIGHTING STUFF AND THINK THEY SHOULD ALSO BE DOING THAT BUT THEN CAN'T FIND A HIGHLIGHTER SO THEY USE MINE UNTIL THEY RUN OUT AND THEN I CAN'T HIGHLIGHT STUFF. those people are jerks.
- When we see someone who is obviously very pretty and I say "ooh that person is stunning!!" and your friend is just like "no way, uh no, their nose is....their eyes are...." OR MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE "ugh no. they're so obviously pretty. the kind of pretty that isn't pretty" WHAT. THEY'RE PRETTY. GET OVER IT.
- PEOPLE WHO RUIN MY SHIPS. NO. STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP. I WANT THOSE TWO CHARACTERS TO BE TOGETHER AND YOU CANNOT JUST COME IN HERE AND TELL ME ITS STUPID OR WRONG OR THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS BETTER FOR THEM. NO. STOP YOUR TALKING RIGHT NOW.
jan 19 2013 ∞
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