- There is little I find creepier than a man walking alone while whistling.
- I worry all the time that my neighbours can hear my electric toothbrush and think that I'm using a vibrator.
- I think earrings are kind of gross, when you think about what they really are. For some reason, this does not apply to other piercings. Just earrings.
- The term "self-cleaning organism" freaks me out.
- For some reason, the Don Henley version of Boys of Summer makes me really sad.
- If I sense something on one side of my body (ex: a tap on the shoulder), I have to balance it out on the other side.
- I get a skeevy shiver down my spine after I hug anybody that I don't know too well.
- You know that vein on the back of your hand that you can roll over your bones if you wiggle your fingers? IT DISGUSTS ME.
- I almost always process Mark's Work Wear House as Mark's Work Whore House when I see it in print.
- I don't find Jon Hamm attractive. At all. And I don't understand why other people do.
- I think Emily is prettier than Zooey.
- Australian accents really bug me in YouTube videos and songs, yet in person, I find them adorable.
- I am a 30 year old woman and I have a good deal of respect for Justin Bieber.
- I looooooathe Michael Buble. His music is so benign that it actually offends me, and he seems arrogant.
- I always look in the toilet bowl before I sit down, to make sure there are no snakes or spiders lurking in it.
- I consistently find Rookie a better read than Hello Giggles.
- I love songs about women dancing alone while sad, such as Robyn's Dancing On My Own, or Ke$ha's Dancing With Tears In My Eyes.
- Any time I see a nun, I hear Tai from Clueless' voice in my head... "You're a virgin who can't drive."
- I'm still obsessed with my CanLit class and how great the prof was, two years after the fact.
- I never get along with women named Chris. For some reason, every female Chris I've ever met has been a complete asshole.
- I hate movies based on self help books, just on principle.
- I'm disgusted by the little strings that peel off where a banana starts to become peel. I think of them as 'banana boogers'.
- I am so entirely disgusted by certain foods, particularly condiments, that I can't even kiss somebody who's known to have been eating them, until they've brushed their teeth.
- I always assume that books with titles that go "The (something) in/and the (something something)" are poorly written.
- I judge people by their taste in music.
- I am always jealous of west coasters for their three extra hours. I know that these hours do not really exist and that it's just a difference in time zones. This does not make a difference in my attitude.
- I hate catching yawns from strangers. It feels too intimate.
- if somebody sneezes, I have to calculate a safe radius outside of which, I am safe to walk without breathing in their germs. That or hold my breath.
mar 8 2012 ∞
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