• Chris Pratt OMG Chriiiis Praaaaaaatt!
  • Sam Rockwell. Until the day I die, Sam Rockwell.
  • Stephen Thompson (from NPR)
  • John Krasinski (less so, lately.)
  • Paul Rudd
  • Ira Glass
  • Donald Glover
  • John Green
  • Oh let's face it, Hank Green too.
  • Ryan Gosling, DUH.
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  • Adam Scott
  • Will Arnett
  • Barack Obama
  • Andrew Garfield
  • Bill Hader
  • Josh Groban, but only when he's wearing his glasses.
  • Oh, dammit Christian Bale, why'd you have to go and ruin my perceptions of you by being all compassionate and such? You're supposed to be a jerk and I'm supposed to hate you because you are arrogant and you buy into your own hype and that's the only reason anybody thinks you're any good! But no. You've won me over. You seem lovely, and you are a talented actor, and also, not for nothing, you fill out that Batman costume mighty well. And now I want to take your pants off with my teeth. Dammit!!
  • Joel McHale
  • JENNIFER LAWRENCE. YOU WOULD TOO.
  • It's so weird, but Nick Offerman! He's just so darn manly.
feb 11 2010 ∞
feb 5 2018 +