- "I'm NOT some creepy guy on the internet!" (right...right)
- "Ive always wanted to date a jewish hotty, and u live in my favorite american city"
- "you smell like a pretty chick"
- "what will it take for you to go out with me?!" - I dont even know him!
- "what if I could be in your bed right now?"
- "If I were you, I would go out with me!"
- "sooooo you wana spank my monkey?"
- "lets have 42 children"
jul 5 2006 ∞
jul 12 2006 +