• "I'm NOT some creepy guy on the internet!" (right...right)
  • "Ive always wanted to date a jewish hotty, and u live in my favorite american city"
  • "you smell like a pretty chick"
  • "what will it take for you to go out with me?!" - I dont even know him!
  • "what if I could be in your bed right now?"
  • "If I were you, I would go out with me!"
  • "sooooo you wana spank my monkey?"
  • "lets have 42 children"
jul 5 2006 ∞
jul 12 2006 +