The Computer likes to...

• Never wake up after hibernation.
• Let the phone cord fall out.
• Rearrange my desktop.
• Hide the screen I am working on.
• Let that screen reappear when I have moved on to something else.

The Internet likes to...

• Randomly make my home phone start ringing.
• Shut down and restart at inconvenient times.
• Load an entire page and suddenly go to a "Navigation Cancelled" page.
• Not send me instant messages until 20 minutes later.
• Reload my buddy list, playing the sign on/off sounds a good fifty times each.
• Not let me upload pictures to myspace.