- Room Service: What if he doesn't do fun things like that?
- Binx: He who?
- Room Service: Any he. Whoever the next he is.
- Binx: You must ask him and make sure.
- Room Service: Can I give him a written exam?
- Binx: Yes!
- Binx: jimmy fucking ocean doesn't do anything but update his twitter. lol.
- Room Service: jimmy fucking ocean... and then i expected something really awful due to the profane middle name, but i got... doesn't do anything but update his twitter.
- Room Service: "beat an old lady with her purse." "raped a mentally challenged girl last night." "smuggles cocaine to the manatee population." ...updates his twitter.
- Binx: smuggles cocaine into the manatee population... lmao
- Binx: i am picturing manatees with bad 80 hair do's and members only jackets and sunglasses snorting coke and then high fiving each other.
- Room Service: lllmao
- Room Service: i was picturing jimmy on a boat dressed like james bond, tossing crates of cocaine into the ocean, seemingly at random. and then the crates all swim off into the horizon.
- Binx: lol, with him doing a "bwahahaha" evil laugh
- Room Service: Lmao yessss
- Binx: yeah, my right eyeball is in a bit of pain and i know it's because i need to sleep. i only got the one hour last night.
- Room Service: wow. i put a wet washcloth on my eye to make it quit blurring. it quit. but immediately, the other one went blurry
- Room Service: conspiracy. damn manatee cocaine trade. they know we know; they're infecting us with... blurry eye syndrome.
- Binx: YEAH, SO WE CAIN'T SEE NUFFIN' THEY DO! CAUSE THEY DON'T WANT US RATTIN' ON THEY FAT MANATEE ASSES.
- Binx: fo sho.
- Room Service: AND JIMMY FUCKING OCEAN IS IN ON IT TOO
- Binx: yeah, he's taking time out of his old lady purse snatching and mentally handicapped young girl raping to blur our eyes
- Binx: I hope so. I hope he's one as wonderful as a Bowie Jareth comination. His name should even be Jareth Bowie. lol.
- Room Service: Yes.
- Room Service: Or, Jared Bowie. You would have to be happy with that too. It's close. It's close.
- Binx: I would maybe accept it, but still try to call him Jareth constantly until he bitched me out for always mispronouncing his name.
- Room Service: Lmao.
- Room Service: I'd call your boyperson Jareth too, so eventually he would haev to get used to it.
- Binx: YAY FOR NAME CONSPIRACIES!
- Room Service: I help ya out tharr.
may 26 2009 ∞
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