Please let me tell you a few words about the following list. As its title says I try to mention what would I be if I were different things.

• If I were a body part, I would be: eyes.
• If I were a book, I'd be written by: Philip Pullman.
• If I were a car, I would be: a Ferrari.
• If I were a city, I would be: Venice.
• If I were a color, I would be: blue.
• If I were a country, I would be: Greece.
• If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday.
• If I were a direction, I would be: west.
• If I were a drink, I would be: beer.
• If I were a festival, I would be: Rock am Ring.
• If I were a fruit, I would be: an apple.
• If I were a historical figure, I would be: Richard the Lionheart.
• If I were a holiday, I would be: Christmas.
• If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a warm, sunny day.
• If I were a liquid, I would be: water.
• If I were a month, I would be: August.
• If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar.
• If I were an animal, I would be: a cheetah.
• If I were an element, I would be: oxygen.
• If I were an object, I would be: a camera.
• If I were a number, I would be: seventeen.
• If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a sofa.
• If I were a place, I would be: a silent field.
• If I were a planet, I would be: Uranus.
• If I were a sea animal, I would be: a shark.
• If I were a season, I would be: summer.
• If I were a singer, I would be: Matt Heafy.
• If I were a song, I would be: In Waves by Trivium.
• If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of waves lapping at the shore.
• If I were a Star Wars character, I would be: Chewbacca.
• If I were a subject in school, I would be: English.
• If I were a time of the day, I would be: about 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
• If I were a vegetable, I would be: a tomato.
• If I were clothes, I would be: socks.
• If I were food, I would be: stuffed cabbage.
• If I were in a series I would be in: The Big Bang Theory.