My name is Ruben. I fly and shoot laser beams from my eyes. If you see me, get out of my way. I'm probably going to kill an evil sorcerer or something. And I get really PO'd at evil sorcerers, so if you tripped me or something, I would have to take my time to give you a lecture on getting out of my way, which is never enjoyable for anyone because meanwhile, a city is being destroyed. Yeah, so get ...