movie:

• "Now, what were you thinking, getting blue hair?"
• "What is this? What is this? Roller derby? This is... This is tomorrow. This is in Austin."
• "Well, put some skates on, be your own hero."
• "Uhhh jean shorts!" "Every single day."
• "I need you to be a lot more... I want you to start being a lot..." "Ruthless"
• "We're Number 2! We're Number 2!"
• "His name's Oliver. It's a great name." "Yeah, if you like wayfaring Dickensian orphans."
• "Are you stalking me?"
• Stars at night are big and bright CLAP CLAP Deep in the heart of Texas
• "We deserve better villains."
• "You know, I don't wanna be this girl" "What girl?" "I don't wanna be the girl that has to stand here and hear about what didn't happen between you and some idiot."

book:

• "somewhere over the rainbow, bliss's hair is blue

there's a land that i heard of once, full of yummy guys! someday i'll meet a boy who plays no sports, he'll want me for my brilliant mind and not cause i wear booty shorts in his bed — that's where you'll fiiiiiind me!

somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds play, if blue birds play, then why can't we get laid?"