Places to have sex

• ✔ in bed
• ✔ on a rug
• ✔ in a field
• ✔ in the trunk of a volvo in Paris
• ✔ in a tent
• ✔ in a hotel
• ✔ on a roof
• ✔ on the grass
• ✔ on the trampoline in my backyard
• outside in the rain
• on a pool table
• on top of a washing machine
• in an elevator when it's stuck
• on a barrel of hay
• in the shower
• on a swing
• against a wall
• on the hood of the car under the stars
• in a sleeping compartment on a train
• at a movie theater
• here
• those fluffy marshmellow clouds look so comfortable from up above
• in the snow if it would be warm
• in a castle
• between the parachutes pearl harbour