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You know you watch too much Friends when . . .

  • You actually use "How you doin'" as a pick-up line
  • You purposely put beef in a trifle
  • You get a chick, duck, or monkey as a pet
  • You've memorized all of Phoebe's songs
  • You spend a lot of time hanging out in a coffee house
  • You call the person working behind the counter at said coffee house Gunther, even if that is not their name.
  • You've spent hours on end throwing a ball back and forth with your friends
  • You draw on your friends' faces with pen when they fall asleep
  • You have a Magna-Doodle on the back of your door
  • You learned The Routine
  • You call your significant other your Lobster
  • You buy east German laundry detergent
  • You tell people that you used to be fat, even if you really weren't
  • You've stuck your head in a turkey
  • You're determined to find your identical hand twin
  • You have a Flock of Seagulls haircut
  • You took up playing the keyboard
  • You suddenly enjoy cleaning
  • You have a celebrity freebie list
  • You laminated your celebrity freebie list
  • You put a foosball table in place of your kitchen table
  • You dress up as Chandler for Halloween
  • You watch episode after episode of Days of Our Lives in hopes of seeing Joey as Dr. Drake Ramoray
  • A gold fish cracker is an acceptable pet
  • You've used the term "unagi" in a conversation
  • You have a race car bed
  • You named your dog LaPooh (or Chi-Chi, or Chappy)
  • Whenever you see a fountain, you have an uncontrollable urge to go dance in it
  • You've given someone the "Geller finger"
  • You've painted you're apartment/room purple
  • You've played Chandler's States Game
nov 9 2009 ∞
aug 28 2020 +