You know you watch too much Friends when . . .

• You actually use "How you doin'" as a pick-up line
• You purposely put beef in a trifle
• You get a chick, duck, or monkey as a pet
• You've memorized all of Phoebe's songs
• You spend a lot of time hanging out in a coffee house
• You call the person working behind the counter at said coffee house Gunther, even if that is not their name.
• You've spent hours on end throwing a ball back and forth with your friends
• You draw on your friends' faces with pen when they fall asleep
• You have a Magna-Doodle on the back of your door
• You learned The Routine
• You call your significant other your Lobster
• You buy east German laundry detergent
• You tell people that you used to be fat, even if you really weren't
• You've stuck your head in a turkey
• You're determined to find your identical hand twin
• You have a Flock of Seagulls haircut
• You took up playing the keyboard
• You suddenly enjoy cleaning
• You have a celebrity freebie list
• You laminated your celebrity freebie list
• You put a foosball table in place of your kitchen table
• You dress up as Chandler for Halloween
• You watch episode after episode of Days of Our Lives in hopes of seeing Joey as Dr. Drake Ramoray
• A gold fish cracker is an acceptable pet
• You've used the term "unagi" in a conversation
• You have a race car bed
• You named your dog LaPooh (or Chi-Chi, or Chappy)
• Whenever you see a fountain, you have an uncontrollable urge to go dance in it
• You've given someone the "Geller finger"
• You've painted you're apartment/room purple
• You've played Chandler's States Game