SOME GUY who goes by MANY ALIASES, including:

• bluefoot/bluef00t
• bfoot
• chester
• doohan
• orville
• oliver
• owen
• O/0
• O(n)/linear-time
• world's most useless renaissance man

Thought to be 22 YEARS OF AGE. Wears GLASSES, can solve a rubix cube in under 3 minutes, and is of exceedingly diminutive stature. If encountered, try FIGHT, FLIGHT, TALK, or SHOW ITEM. The choice remains yours.