Chinese zodiac stuff. I'm a (water) monkey.

Water monkey:

• Sensitive, inquisitive, versatile
• Refuse to show vulnerability
  • As a result they are extreme jokers
• When focused they succeed, but they're usually very distracted
• Will influence a good amount of people in their lifetime
• Easily discouraged
• They will never know loneliness like most people do
• Placid and reliable
• Elusive, cool, collected nature
• Intellectual and well-read, honest, straightforward
• Not fond of entertaining for its own sake, but will be kind and caring to those loved

General monkey:

• Thrive on having fun
• Energetic, upbeat, enthusiastic
• Good at listening but lack self-control
• Like being active and stimulated
• Enjoy pleasing self before pleasing others
• Heart-breakers, not good at long-term relationships
• Promiscuous because they're easily bored
  • Monkeys will end this type of behavior once they pair up with the perfect partner. In fact, more often than not, they’ll commit to that person in every way for life
• Morals are weak
• Curious, mischievous, clever, forever playful
• Masters of practical jokes
  • Their intentions are always good but this desire to be a prankster has a tendency to create ill will and hurt feelings
• Have trouble exhibiting these qualities (cleverness, intellectuality, wit) and appear to others as confused
• Enjoys challenge
• Prefer urban life over rural life
• Rarely sick, if they get ill it's due to being nervous
• Adapt well to environments
• Diligent, responsible, inherently intellectual
• Humorous
• Sneaky
• Lively, likable, witty, often center of attention
• Highly sociable, talkative, fascinating conversationalist
• Attracts a wide circle of friends
• Have an innately low boredom threshold
• Women under the Monkey influence can play rather subtle games with members of the opposite sex
• Egotistical, selfish, distrusts people
• Likes: refinement, luxury, arts
• Shamelessly acknowledge their attraction to money
• Quid pro quo person
• Compatible with Rat or Dragon