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  • A mentally handicapped teenager from my high school convinced me into buying a bunch of balloons from him by playing the victim. Smarter than you think.
  • Homeless man in Georgetown who pretended to be illiterate and irreversibly sick in the head by babbling and moaning. When I gave him about $40 in his cup he articulately said, "Thank you ma'am. If you would like to help some more, there are others on every corner."
  • My friend telling me that she would not blame her shoplifting sentence on me...and did.
  • A boy in highschool who convinced me to bring him chocolates / chocolate foods everyday because "mormons can't eat chocolate." (THEY CAN)
aug 16 2015 ∞
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