- "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- "He's got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed."
- "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- "Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
- "All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
- "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
- "I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
- "Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."
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