a list of businesses that i should really get around to suing once i'm rich and powerful and successful

• Swiss Miss (damn marshmallows fucking dissolve when you fucking add the fucking hot water)
• Pilot Gtec (they hurt when you accidentally stab yourself)
• Jollibee (who the fuck forgets to put the hotdogs in Jolly Spaghetti seriously)
• Starbucks (how Starbucks doesn't do deliveries fucking why not)