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  • I never ever drive the speed limit, and I hate people who do. You have like a 5mph leeway people. Come on! 10+ and I can role with you.
  • Do not cut me off ever, but especially on the highway. I am just not a nice person when I'm driving.
  • If you are at a stoplight, for heaven's sake pull up to the white line. Sitting in the left-hand turning lane and your dumb ass is wondering why we didn't get the signal.
  • If we are at a stoplight next to each other, and you begin to slowly inch forward, don't think I don't know this means you want to get in my lane but then don't assume I'm going to let you over. I take this as an invitation to race, and I will win.
mar 14 2009 ∞
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