• "Poop in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first."
• "Life's tough. Then you die" (this one was probably daily)
• "What you want and what you get are two different things." (also daily)
• "Why don't you go play in the street?"
• "Well then, why don't you just go live next door."

(dec. 11)

• "You're just a fart in the wind."
• "If I don't bother you, who will?"