• This too shall pass.

Tomorrow is another day.

• Literature will be your biggest ally.

You’ll learn anything you ever need to know in a library.

• You can never take back what you’ve already said.

No matter how much you want to.

• Keep the gossip to a minimum.

It’s impossible to abstain from it entirely. But take heed, the amount you gossip is directly propotional to how tacky it is.

• Old movies are good for the soul.

Audrey in general is good for the soul.

• Real girls play sports.
• Listen more than you speak.
• Never speak ill of something you’ve never tried.

You never know what you’ll end up liking.

• Remember that anything is possible.

Whatever you want to do, much crazier things have happened. I mean they’ve made a glow-in-the-dark cat, for goodness’ sake.

• If you’re the smartest person in your group, find a new group.

You won’t progress if you aren’t challenged.

• Surround yourself with people that you’re proud to be around.
• Be grateful for everything.

Gratitude is your mom’s favorite quality.

• Make room for spa days.
• Unless you’re preforming, never be the loudest person in the room.
• Love passionately. But keep a level head.
• Read a book every night.

Winston Churchill did. Even during the raids. He said it helped him think better.

• See as many musicals as you can.
• Iced green tea is a Godsend.

Arizona Diet Green Tea. It’s healthy, cheap, and absolutely delicious.

• Listen to The Beach Boys in the Summer.
• Never sit in the front row of a theatre.

You lose a lot when your neck hurts.

• Never skimp on nail polish.

It’s what people notice.

• Don’t fight. Don’t even think about fighting.
• Don’t be caustic without indisputible cause.
• If you must correct someone, be discreet.

Nobody likes a know-it-all.

• Worship Katharine Hepburn.

She paved the way for you. She also made pants cool.

• Audrey Hepburn is to be considered royalty.
• Always carry pen and paper in your purse.

Nothing is tackier than writting on your hand.

• Write. And by that I mean, cursive.

It’s appropriate where print isn’t.

• Don’t do your makeup while driving.
• Either learn how to change your oil, or marry your mechanic.
• Learn how to play three songs on the piano.

Nobody will ever ask to hear more than that.

• Feed the birds.
• Tip more than generously.

Waiting tables is one of the hardest jobs there are.

• Know First Aid.
• It’s fine to feel regret. But get past it.
• Don’t use a nail salon that smells like a nail salon.
• “If, someone shows you who they are, Believe them.” - Maya Angelou
• Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

That’s all you need to know.

• Beauty has absolutely nothing to do with appearance.
• Don’t join a sorority that throws luaus.

You’ll thank me.

• Admit when you’re wrong. Apologize with grace.
• Laughter is the best medicine.
• When in doubt, wear heels.
• Enjoy the quiet moments.
• Be subtle. But not apathetic.
• Be flexible.

Go with the flow and touch your toes.

• From time to time, don’t be afraid to let loose.
• Always respect the passions of somebody else.
• Good books never go out of style.
• Take ballet.

There’s no better way to get perfect poise.

• “A lot” is two words. Not one.
• Thank a man who holds a door open for you.

A smile goes a long way.

• Drama is tacky, and makes everyone look bad.
• There is absolutely no reason to ever wear camouflage.

Do you feel like hunting? Are you fighting in the Viet Cong?

• Find something that makes you laugh till you cry.

At least once a week.

• Keep in touch with old friends.

Nobody knows where any of you will end up.

• The theatre is a marvelous place.

On stage or off.

• Learn from example. Lead by example.
• Learn the rules to baseball and football.
• Romantic comedies are to be watched sparingly.
• Flirting with the bartender may get you a free drink, but nothing more.
• Never pick up a penny that’s tails up.
• Buy from the local book store.
• Those who voice their opinions first are rarely qualified to do so.
• Remember strengths. Forgive flaws.
• Don’t be vulgar. It’s a sign of a simple mind.
• Self pity only annoys others.
• There’s no such thing as “I can’t”.
• Confidence is key, but arrogance is inexcusable.
• Know how to use there, their, and they’re, then and than, and where, were, and wear.

Grammar speaks louder than words.

• Pigtails are cute…to an extent.
• Don’t be too afraid to ride the biggest roller coaster.

But being scared is half the fun.

• Here’s a hint: If you’ll do some domestic work, the boys will do the manual labor.

How hard is cooking anyway?

• Only the extremely vain believe in miracle creams.

If your grandmother and great-grandmother are any indication, you’ll look young forever.

• Let a boy teach you something.
• You probably won’t become your mother.

But watch out for your grandmother.

• Knife on the right. Fork on the left.
• Grace is more than a quality.
• Until you are a doctor, never answer your phone, texts, or emails at the table.
• Even if you disagree with someone, you still need to respect them.
• No popping joints!
• Wander along the streets of Paris.
• Be cautious of jumping the gun.
• Grow your own vegetables.
• You’re of southern origins, so chips and salsa will be acceptable when you’re in an appetizer pinch.
• Flip flops have a limited appropriateness range.
• Don’t throw yourself into a fad.

Classic is the way to go.

• White sunglasses in the summer.
• Playing cards is much more about the company, than the game.
• Smoking fell out of style for a reason.
• On time is five minutes early.

But never be on time for a party.

• Find a part-time job that suits you.
• With the right cause, one person can bring the world together.
• Nobody deserves to struggle alone.
• Hum in the afternoon.
• Find the place to be.
• Gentlemen do not always prefer blondes.
• Make sure you compliment a lady’s baby.

No matter how ugly it is.

• Drop me a postcard.
• Know the difference between being yourself, and being overwhelming.
• Nothing’s more refreshing than a jaunt.
• Loan out books with the expectation of never getting them back.
• Do the silly traditions, for the sake of doing them.

It’ll be more fun than you know.

• If you feel in it your veins, then you can’t go wrong.
• Never leave the house without a hair band.

That’s just plain practical.

• Don’t be too nervous to talk to a boy.
• If I see you texting while sombody is talking to you, I’m going to snatch the phone out of your hands and throw it at you.

That will be one of my few threats.

• Travel with friends.
• Never trust hosiery. There’s always going to be a run.
• Never go to bed angry.

If you can’t resolve it, be prepared to stay up all night.

• Swing high. Swing hard.
• Cross your legs at the ankle.
• Know how to shoot pool.
• Always be weary of those sweeter than sugar.
• No matter what, du Barry was a lady.
• Never, under any circumstances, bring up a past boyfriend.
• A whole other world exists before noon.
• Friends will come and go, but those in your family are the only ones who can consistently put up with you.
• Know a song that means something.
• In whatever you do, strive to leave an impression.
• Thank your teacher.

They keep you from becoming dull.

• Be direct, but be sensitive.
• No pain, no gain.
• Keep your fire bright.
• The perfect man is not perfect.
• Being the wallflower is not as cool as you may think.
• True love never fades.
• Shoes optional.
• Elbows are allowed on the table between courses.
• Miter your corners.
• You only need to know how to cook 10 dishes well.

You will make it with that.

• For every dollar you make, put one away.
• Be who you know you are.
• Try as hard as you can to never make the conversation go silent.
• Don’t blend in.
• Coming home should make you happy.

Leaving should also make you happy.

• Don’t leave the house in a state you’d rather not be seen in.

You will always meet someone.

• A little giggle does more than you think.
• At times, different is better.
• Pity the mean girls. They never end up happy.
• Whatever you’re doing, you aren’t the first.

Usually.

• Let your feelings be known.
• Apply perfume to pulse points.

And don’t rub your wrists together. It breaks down the scent.

• This is about the time you’re going to start forgetting your resolution.

Write it down somewhere you can see it.

• Marry the man who is willing to wear the baby carrier
• Crossing your arms makes you seem unapproachable.
• Accept a compliment with modesty.

Trust me, you will get quite a few.

• Be resourceful.
• Don’t smack your gum.
• Never post anything you wouldn’t want your father to see.
• Everyone wants to be a sleuth.
• Best form of retaliation: kill ‘em with kindness.
• Injuries from fantastic shoes are injuries well earned.
• Take your little sister out to lunch.

It’s the little things that she’ll remember.

• Belt it.
• Contrary to popular belief, nothing in this world just happens. You have to make it happen.
• You can’t straddle anything until you’re 25.
• Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst.
• Smile at yourself in the mirror.
• Don’t trust a person who doesn’t like dogs.
• Location, location, location.
• When you set a goal, don’t put it off.
• Books were meant to be read on paper.
• Nothing works better than befriending his wife.
• Find the medium between Fanny Price and Mary Crawford.
• Working girls get things done.
• Invest in a good flat iron.
• Show off your books.
• When a woman starts talking about her single son, just smile and nod.
• Never be without a pet.
• Observation is the best way to know someone.
• Trailblaze.
• Lay in bed five minutes longer than you should.

Who’s it gonna hurt?

• If you’re going to fall for a line, please let it be wittier than “You are woman, I am man. Let’s kiss.”
• The more you see of the world, the more beauty you’ll find.
• Don’t rock the boat.
• No fake nails.
• Be both part of the group and solitary.
• There are some people in this world who do not appreciate originality. Do not be one of those people.
• Sit out on the porch.
• Respect the Holy Trinity: Barbra, Elton, & Dolly.
• Good or bad, a man would like to know how you really feel about him.
• Courage and loyalty are virtues the world seems to have forgotten.
• It takes one part skill and two parts confidence to do anything.

Katharine Hepburn was originally rejected by Hollywood because she was too opinionated and “lacked sex appeal”. Now her name is synonymous with some of the greatest movies of all time.

• Leave the wildflowers alone.

They look better without your intervention.

• You aren’t perfect. If somebody thinks you are, you need to get away from that person.
• Going to bed early is the best way to start the next day.
• We plan and God laughs.
• Make any place your study.
• Loyalty is an art form.
• Whether you think you can or can’t, you’re right.
• Though it might go through periods of recession, treasuring your mother is never passe.
• When in doubt, overdress.
• The truth is life before death.
• Don’t meet your heroes.
• The busier you are, the more you can get done.
• At least 40% of beach time should consist of reading.

The expericence is hightened in the salty air.

• I disapprove of those who always have to be doing something.
• Never play the victim.
• Leave them wanting more.
• Find out who you know you aren’t.
• There will be a challenges that you think you can’t handle.

But that’s the key. You only think you can’t.

• Life isn’t fair.

We can only make the best out of what we’re given.

• If you’re going to reject someone make sure you have a great excuse.
• Being happy isn’t hard. Staying happy is a bit trickier.

But still easier than others make it out to be.

• The girl who knows sports is the girl who knows men.
• At least the first time, wait for him to kiss you.
• Chin down. Eyes up.
• Overpay the babysitter.
• The problem with being pretty and smart and funny is that one shouldn’t be that lucky.

But luck is funny like that.

• Write your grandparents a letter.
• Don’t neglect the porch swing.
• Bra straps are not to be seen.
• I reserve the right to be clinically insane.
• Never buy a dress you’re only willing to wear once.

Exception: Wedding dress.

• Never buy glasses without a second opinion.
• Live with a group of girls.

Only for as long as you can stand it.

• Photograph those you love.
• Always watch the original.
• You know you’re with the right people when you laugh so hard you can’t breathe.
• Pop culture isn’t fair.
• That sexy tattoo at 18 won’t be the same at 44.
• If you don’t like something about yourself, change it.

How simple.

• Have one confidante.

Just one.

• Procrastination is the easiest way to give yourself a headache.

So easy.

• Be a regular at the farmers market.
• Never let your passport expire.
• In a moment of hesitation, ask yourself, “what’s the worst that could happen?”
• Let him decide what you should do that day.

He’ll definitely surprise you.

• Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.
• Replace fear of the unknown with curiousity.
• No matter how old you are, the end of summer will always bring you crashing back into reality.
• Where we start life is not necessarily indicative of where we end up.
• Velvet should never be an option.
• There is nothing wrong with cutting your hair short, but please don’t rush.
• To forgive is to put your relationship with others before your own hurt feelings.
• Carry cherry chapstick with you.
• Leggings are not pants.
• The band you grew up with will forever skew your outlook on music in general.
• Do yourself a favor, don’t wear hats.
• Find a mentor.
• To say “history is boring” is to say “life is boring”.
• When you can’t decide, flip a coin.

Not because the coin will choose for you, but because, in that split second, you’ll know what side you want it to fall on.

• Monogram in moderation. Otherwise, you may appear paranoid.
• If you order a drink and it comes with a cherry, you ordered the wrong drink.
• Subscribe to one, and only one, magazine.

More than that is a waste of money

• Dress before getting on an airplane.

I recently saw a girl in pajamas two rows ahead of me.

• When the check comes there is the smallest of pauses. What happens after that determines if he’s a gentleman.
• Don’t be afraid to pay your way.
• There are some hard questions that you can’t answer yourself.
• An honest critique may be the hardest to take.

It will feel like an insult, but it’s what you need to hear.

• It’s okay to blow bubbles in your milk.
• Never go to a home empty handed.
• Panty hose is surprisingly underrated.
• The following items should be done each holiday season:
  • Light a fire - bon fire, a log or two in the hearth, light a candle at the very least.
  • Eskimo kiss.
  • Watch the Macy’s parade.
  • All spare change goes to whoever’s ringing the bell.
  • Hold hands tighter than usual.
  • Don’t rant about consumerism. We’re all very much aware.
  • Sing.
  • Go to bed early, wake up late.
  • Be more patient.
  • Give more than you ever would.
  • Eat more than you ever would.
  • Enjoy the fact that the darkest and coldest time of year is the brightest and warmest.
• The world’s intelligence appears to be on a fairly steady decline. Change that.

At the very least, don’t be part of it.

• Today is the youngest you will ever be.

Make use of it.

• I expect you to know your way around a campsite.
• Spend an entire day in heels.

It builds character.

• “See you tomorrow” can be the most comforting thing to say to someone.
• Make lists.

It pains me to say it. Organized chaos can only be sustained for so long.

• Your favorite dress will, without a doubt, be found on the clearance rack.
• Read J.K. Rowling's work
• Wear sunscreen. Every day.

And don’t even think about sun bathing. You’ll thank me later.

• You will be shocked by how much a person will notice about you.

And how much they won’t.

• Know how to tie a tie well. We have to help out when we can.
• Pack light.

In both actual baggage and the emotional kind.

• Clichés are true.

They are plain and simple truths.

• Sometimes there’s nothing you need more than to stay in.

Comfy pants and TV is a sort of paradise.

• I cannot overstress how important it is to know movie lines.
• The little surprises can make your day.
• The difference between the wrong dress and the right dress is the difference between a spark and lightning.
• There’s only so many times you can turn down plans with someone.

They can find someone just as good, but more responsive.

• All these rules mean nothing if they don’t make you happy.

Pick and choose.

• A road trip does the body good.
• It’s hard for me to justify a reason to not read the paper.
• Always circulate at a party.
• Never opt-out of a picture with friends.
• Sometimes you just have to smile and make nice.
• Being rude is very presumptive.

You’re essentially assuming you can do everything all on your own.

• His mother is never wrong.
• Explore, expand, expound.

If something interests you, leave no stone unturned.

• If you wear a locket, make sure there’s something inside.
• Always say “yes” when a friend asks for a favor before they explain what the favor is.
• Don’t kid yourself. People know when your smile isn’t genuine.
• Don’t wallow.

World hunger, deadly epidemics, mass genocide. You have it easy.

• Never say, “I’m going to find myself,” when what you really mean is, “I’m going to walk around for a while and see what sticks.”
• Never exclusively be around those you know at a wedding.
• Be dressed and ready when they rings your doorbell.
• Shop like you’re an heiress. Spend like you’re an accountant.
• Take advantage of a spontaneous fella.
• There is nothing higher on your list of priorities than helping a friend.
• When you become known for something, it’s time to change it.
• Enjoy the rain.
• If you’ve been there, help those who haven’t
• To sleep is to heal.

Lack of sleep is the source of most of your problems.

• There are three sides to every story.

Your side, their side, and the truth. Try to see all of them.

• If you settle for normality, you miss all the fun.
• Once in every few decades, someone has a talent that blows you off your feet without ruining it with a horrible personality.

Pay attention.

• We strive for money, yet we yearn to live simply.

Cut out the middleman.

• Your phone is in your purse while you’re driving.

No exceptions. No excuses. Texting is not an excuse for crashing.

• Your sister loves you and you love her.

Stop bitching.

• You’ll be shocked by how clearly you see things after a long shower.
• Don’t be pedantic.
• Give more. Expect less.
• Work today because you don’t know what there will be tomorrow.
• When you’re in a fight put it all out on the table.

You can’t stay mad about something you haven’t expressed.

• Don’t worry.

Who the hell cares?

• Listen to the feeling that says “This isn’t quite right.”
• For every moment you waste you add a moment of regret.
• Growing up consists largely of realizing everyone’s trying to muddle through life just like you.

And that’s just fine.

• It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.

It all boils down to creating and maintaining relationships.

• There’s nothing more attractive than a witty comeback.
• There’s no such thing as a Prince or Princess Charming. There’s just good men and women who can make you laugh.
• Nothing wrong with a drink. Or six.
• You’ve got to make a stand sometimes.
• Laugh at yourself. Often.
• You can’t please everyone. Don’t even bother trying, darling.
• Find someone who makes you excited to wake up.
• Nothing is black and white. It’s all grey.

It all depends on what you’re comfortable with.

• It’s about how the clothes make you feel.

And absolutely nothing else.

• Girl hate is pointless and tacky.

You should be building girls up not down. It doesn't matter if she looks "weird" or "different". girls have a hard enough time about their appearance from men, if i see you do this your in trouble.