- "With Oreos like this who needs boyfriends?" - Carly
- "Jerald & Phyllis plus one" - Emily
- "Listen, I'm not stupid. I have eyes and I've made assumptions." - Connor D. Zehr
- "And now we have to live with crapped on coats, empty stoves, and a picture of an ice cream cone in our freezers." - Randi
- "I see London, I see France, I see Erik's underpants. He's here." - Carly
- "Carly's bed just fell. She screamed ****, I was naked, the whole deal." - Emily
- "Young hot doctor alert, and me? don't worry i'm in my nsync tshirt and pj pants. He keeps talkin about his girlfriend."- Emily
- "Sleeping man's hand is moving on it's own." - Jonathan
mar 3 2010 ∞
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