• Because the facebook comments you think are funny while are usually make no sense the next day.
• Listening to music
• Laying down
• Textures are better
• Because I'm so high I forgot what the list was about and starting things I liked about being high.

• Elliott Smith by Autumn DeWilde
• The Border Trilogy by Cormac McCarthy (yayyyy!)
• USB to XLR cord for recording
• Anthropologie cup filled with toffee made by Adam's mom
• Cashmere socks from Adam
• homemade pink and blue afghan
• fake ID
• two sets of new guitar strings
• Crocheted scarf made with UC Berkeley colors
• Nikon Coolpix 8.1 megapixel camera
• $
• Betsey Johnson Cosmetic case
• clothes

• All The Pretty Horses-Cormac McCarthy
• No Country for Old Men-Cormac McCarthy
• Norwegian Wood-Haruki Murakami
• Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World-Haruki Murakami
• Cat's Cradle-Kurt Vonnegut
• Memoirs of A Geisha-Arthur Golden
• A Farewell to Arms-Ernest Hemingway
• The Red Tent-Anita Diamante
• Harry Potter 1-7-J.K. Rowling
• Where the Sidewalk Ends-Shel Silverstein
• She-Saul Williams
• Said the Shotgun to the Head-Saul Williams
• Interpreter of Maladies-Jhumpa Lahiri
• On the Genealogy of Morals-Friedrich Nietzsche
• A Problem from Hell-Samantha Power
• The Vagina Monologues-Eve Ensler (Don't laugh unless you've read this AND have a vagina)

• phones/phonies
• having to go to the bathroom
• destiny/free will
• self control
• "What are you doing?"
• sickness/medicine (medicine/cures making it worse)
• crying at inappropriate times
• doors/doors being between people/opening and closing
• homosexuality
• hand shaking/agreements/vows
• manhood/womanhood vs. fatherhood/motherhood
• bad fathers and bad mothers
• and approval from people who are not "deserving" of approval
• agency
• individual vs. relative identity
• having faith in children
• acting/roles

• I'm definitely over living with my parents again...even if it's just been one month.
• My classes for next semester look promising.
• I have new comfy chairs for my room & new soft, pretty bedding for my bed.
• Sulo has been missed.
• House of Curries
• There is nothing to do in Santa Clarita.
• I miss spending almost every night with Adam, Paul, Sean, Alex, Patrick and even Charlie.
• My social options are limited here. I'm hoping to meet lots of new people in addition to the lovely ones I already know.
• The Bearhouse Church of the Holy Blacklight

• Certain housemates will steal your cups no matter what you do. Even if you put a bike lock on your cabinet in the kitchen. Somehow, your dishes will magically end up dirty in the sink even if you haven't used them in weeks.
• Doing acid is like going to Disneyland. It's very colorful and you have to be with the right people or it's just going to be a bad trip.
• Peace and Conflict studies is a really biased, ideological major.
• Carmel likes dining hall food. That doesn't make her any less of a person...just different.
• Chicken tikka masala from House of Curries MUST be ordered mild. They will tell you "It will be mild anyway" but you MUST insist. Otherwise, it will give off the worst case of bad spicy energy in the world.

• Crossroads dining hall
• The bookstores on Telegraph have a very limited selection of books
• Everyone is passionate about stopping the genocide in Darfur; however, their only plan of action is handing you a flyer about it
• I've had two incidents on the AC Transit where a random homeless man pulls out his penis and masturbates while looking at me
• Sororities
• I just had a final at 8 am on a Saturday

• Speak loudly at inappropriate times
• Throw up at 204SUCKIT ever again
• Swear
• Vent at Carmel
• Miss class because I've overslept
• Forget to call people when I tell them that I will (I usually fail at this)
• Ramble
• Be contrary

• People who listen to music so loud on their iPods that ten feet from them you can hear "Ay Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris spilling out of their headphones.
• People who think it is acceptable to bring a tuna sandwich to the library for a snack. These people must not have been socialized properly if they think that it is okay to flood their surrounding areas with the smell of canned fish.
• People who bring their significant other to the library when that person is obviously not interested in studying. I am not cold hearted and I totally understand being in the throes of young love; however, when I'm trying to find a book or make a copy, I don't want to have to reach around two ugly people making out.

So, let's pretend I've acquired a time machine and now I can visit anyone from history...

• Elliott Smith
• Fred Astaire (I want him to dance me)
• Saddam Hussein
• Steve Irwin
• Dorthea Lange
• Henri Cartier Bresson
• Lucille Ball
• Billie Holiday