July 5th

• "You have created a monster. A FAT monster!"
• "I started talking about that party because, you know, urine - party. ...Uh, I mean urine, to me, associates with that party not because it was like a urine party or something. That would be weird."
• "But I don't walk with dentist to feet!"
• "My life's purpose is to make you pee yourself in public."