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• funny by most accounts
• empathetic
• patient but it depends
• good vocabulary (#1 sentence inventor)
• incredible memory but only when it suits me (i'll remember your dad's favorite scene from fight club but i'll say magenta is my favorite color immediately after saying green is my favorite color because i forgot i just said green is my favorite color)
• self aware
• open-minded 🧠🤯
• brave (bugs don't bug me!)
• great listener (don't put me in charge of conversations)
• EAGER TO LEARN!!!!!!!
• good at splatoon