"Had I told the sea what I felt for you, it would have left its shores, its shells, its fish, and followed me." —Nizar Qabbani

"I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees, but to be quite upfront and completely truthful, you make my body forget it has knees at all." —Derrick Brown

"You're so sweet, you give me diabetes."

"I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend."

"Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart."

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."