• the line "oi whats up stud" can never not work
  • omg what a pitiful revenge on m.b. what was i thinking
    • im still a little proud
• how do i tell that guy that this is the ultimate stuff i can come up with ie copy from movie/music video/song/book i mean this is it it doesnt get any better
• i didnt see the "email me" until now
• its rather expectant
• the use of adjectives and adverbs is preferable if not expected
• use "how dare you" less frequently as to not diminish its impact
• the term petting is actually really nice
• end dates with "im only down for non penetrative sex"
• i should probably get on birth control i gave up when m.b. gave absolutely no signs on liking me
• letter to m.b. i used to be really into u but then i got someone who was into me the way i was into you and i realized how appalling and tragically terrifying that is n now i feel pangs of guilt and and unbearable yet eternal shame we cool tho right except that somehow im still not over u fuck u u fucking bastard

feb 11 2k15