- If I were a month, I would be June.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday mornings.
- If I were a time of the day, I would be 8:00pm.
- If I were a planet, I would be Pluto.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin.
- If I were a direction, I would be a zig zag.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a mirror.
- If I were a sin, I would be lust.
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Ralph Waldo Emerson.
- If I were a liquid, I would be olive oil.
- If I were a stone, I would be shaped like an egg.
- If I were a tree, I would be a maple.
- If I were a bird, I would be a hummingbird.
- If I were a tool, I would be a nut.
- If I were a flower, I would be a rose.
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be the sun after a thunderstorm.
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a bass.
- If I were an animal, I would be a house cat.
- If I were a color, I would be purple.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be corn on the cob.
- If I were a sound, I would be music.
- If I were an element, I would be Carbon.
- If I were a car, I would be a VW hippie bus from the 60s.
- If I were a song, I would be Blackbird.
- If I were a movie, I would be High Fidelity.
- If I were a book, I'd be The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
- If I were food, I would be artichoke dip.
- If I were a place, I would be a forest.
- If I were a material, I would be cotton.
- If I were a taste, I would be sauteed spinach.
- If I were a scent, I would be pasta sauce slow cooking on a Saturday morning.
- If I were a religion, I wouldn't have rules.
- If I were a word, I would be made up.
- If I were a an object, I would be a Sharpie.
- If I were a body part, I would be the hip bone.
- If I were a facial expression, I would be a disbelieving smile.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be art.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Tim from The Life and Times of Tim.
- If I were a shape, I would be a silhouette.
- If I were a number, I would be four.
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