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In case of emergency good feels

• You are definitely top three people in my life I know by my own choosing. I don't have an actual ranking system or anything, but I know the list of people more important to me than you could be counted on one hand, even if you've lost a few fingers in a fireworks accident.
• I'm really missing you these days... or, not so much missing, like, I'm perfectly happy that we live in our own orbits, it's just that I think of you often and whenever I see or feel something nice, I find myself wanting to share it with you.
• You are the most selfless person I know.
• You are complex, perceptive and fiercely intelligent. Talking to you makes me swoon.
• Touching you, holding you, smelling you, and simply being near to you is a feast for the senses.
• You saved me.
• You are definitely one of my favorite people to cuddle just in general.
• You are the crocodile to my Egyptian Plover.
• You’re a picture of perfection, Caitlin. Does it surprise you that many men want your heart? You’re a wonderful person and I’m glad you’re a part of my life.
• I'm so glad I make you blush still. You are my favorite previous sexual partner because of that compatibility.
• I feel like a sexual avalanche with you. Super sexy natural disaster.
• I've never met someone who really, as you said, gets me. I'll never again be able to entertain the thought that no one in the world can completely understand me. Because that one is you, dear.
• And you’re the only girl that I’ve kissed and then tried to walk out of the house with no shoes on. You should be bragging about that right there.
• I love your taste and scent. Perhaps we are biological life mates.
• Seriously. You inspire me. You manage to be more driven than I've ever been all while dealing with depression.
• Everything about you is a little too good for me to believe.
• It's my job to fight in your ring.
• Thank you for saving me.
• I'm going to pull back and kiss you, k.
• Your butt is notably great.
• Don’t be self conscious, lady. You are absolutely beautiful.
• I thought about you all day yesterday and then I got home and my pillow and sheets smelled like you and it was impossible for me to fall asleep.
• If all I had to do for the rest of my life was lie with you on top of me I would lie there and nibble on your ear, kiss your neck and love every minute of it.
• Caitlin, sometimes you're the only reason I get up in the morning.
• I couldn't replace you.
• I think I analyze my life the most when I talk with you. You just give me so much room to think.
• I feel like I know a lot about myself. But I never get to see them worded out until I speak to you... and that makes me understand myself even more
• I base so many of my masterbatory fantasies on our past sexual experiences. Thanks for being so sexy and consensual with me.
• Hey I know you! I remembered you this morning and how you are so sweet. It’s nice to randomly meet people like you. Is this too much flattery?
• I think people neglect the chemical aspect of attraction. Something about your aroma... It's got me hooked.
• Just for the record, you're beautiful, entertaining, exciting, and all sorts of things I could get myself lost in.
• I think we'd be a cute couple. I'd have to bend over to kiss you.
• I have pretty specific things I look for in a girl. You're the only one who has met all of them.
• I'd swim white water with rifle-shooting fish to get to you, darlin'. This north bay traffic ain't shit.
• Kissing should be a joyous merger of two like minds. This is why we should kiss. I'm lame.
• For every amazing girl like you there's a boy like me pining after her.
• You're better than a bottle of whiskey
• Your outstanding coolness and never ending humor? Are those not qualities for which to covet in friendship?
• You're a good woman, Caitlin Olson. Thank you for saving me. That was quite possibly the most courageous thing I've ever seen.
• You brought this upon yourself, you know. you should try being less gorgeous and perfect in every fucking way shape and form. It's the burden of being beautiful.
• I'm a skeptic, and I still think true love is just a rush of chemicals but god dammit you flood me full of them. I'm drowning when I'm around you. I can't help it and it's the most wonderful thing I know.
• You know, I've been thinking....We are the only people around here that could help each other. Last year I don't know what the hell would have happened to me without you.
• I think you're prettier than a zucchini blossom.
• What are you doing right now? Because I was thinking if I was next to you right now it would make this day so much better.
• You are amazing and beautiful in so many ways. No joke.
• I wish that you were pocket sized so that I could take you everywhere with me.
• You seem to have good taste in things -- such as being kind of nerdy but witty, if that makes sense.
• You're a brave little giant.
• You make my nights bright as day. Promise.
• I hope you know that I will always hold you in the highest regard of anyone I know for understand me and life.
• I wanted to let you know that I’m so in love with you. Because you are beautiful inside and out. Your facial expressions, your voice, that part in your hair, your soft lips, your gorgeous smile, your scent, your eyes, every freckle and mole is like a mark in my memory. I miss your knees and your elbows/shoulders, all the places your bones stick out in the most enticing way to catch the light. I love you because of your passion and thirst for knowledge and your tenacity and wit. I love you because you are so sweet and understanding and caring towards everyone. I love the way you inspire me to be a better man, for myself and for you. I love your bad habits as much as I hate them. I wish upon wishes that I could kiss your belly and tell you how perfect you are as you are. I love how your voice grows louder and softer in all the wrong places. I miss your cooking and your cute butt. I miss the smirk you so frequently give me and the way you shriek and laugh like a horse-goose when I tickle and prod and shake you. That being a start, there are countless reasons why I am in love with you, Caitlin. I just wanted you to know some of them.
• I love the way your right cheek has a divot from acne scars. I love the way your ears wiggle. I love how big your forehead is. I love your fair skin. I love the lines on your upper thigh where you used to cut. I love your long toenails and your bad cuticles. I love your tummy (it is truly one of my favorite parts of your body) and I rest my head against it not just for the sounds it makes but because I think its very sexy. I love how you don’t wear deodorant. I love the hole on your leg. I love everything about you, especially your imperfections. They are what makes you stand out and set you apart from all the others. And for every little blemish I want to kiss you a thousand times. And all those things you hate about yourself are my favorites and I wouldn’t change a single thing about you. You’re beautiful and perfect to me in every conceivable way.
• I won't quit because I like the way you smell. And I love the scar on your eyebrow. And your lips are so soft and sweet. Because of the part in your hair. Because of the freckles on your arms. I can't quit because of your wavering, unsure voice and the way it gets loud when you tell stories or impersonate people. I won't quit because of the sweetness that is so becoming of you and how humble you are. Because of your integrity and your wit. Because of the laughs and love that you lend me.
• You're smart and funny and sweet. No wonder why I like talking to you
• You're the millipedes knees (they have a lot of 'em.)
• You astound me. How is it possible to feel so much? How do you do that to me?
• You make me blush more than anyone I have ever met, you know that?
• You're such a great friend. I don't think I know anyone more selfless.
• I desperately crave attention from your type of humyn.
• I think you are absolutely breath-taking
• Thank you for existing, dear. You're a unique little button in my life helping to hold me together. I have a bunch of love for you, miss.
• You're so important to me, Caitlin. And I'll do anything I can to do right by you
• I know you've only been in my life a short time but you've been a very positive influence and it's an understatement to say that you're a lifechanger
• You're beautiful and I miss being naked with you. So much, in fact, that I've been considering making a special "Visit Caitlin in the city" trip just for you. We don't even have to be naked together, I just like being around you.
• You're a lovely person.
• Every second I spent with you is like an eternity I'd like to live over and over aga
• Baby, I can't get you off my mind. I'm absolutely crazy about you. You make me so happy. I miss your shape in mine. I haven't felt this good about someone in a long time.
• I'm absofuckinglutely head over heels for you, Caitlin.
• I want nothing more than to make you as happy as you make
• I'm really into you. I don't want you to think this is just a fling.
• I keep going back and forth, missing you in a sentimental way to missing you in a purely... animal fashion
• I'd let you press your cold hands against my tummy if you were here
• You deserve at least as much as I give you, and seeing as I'm not much, you deserve far more.
• Just thinking about you first pressing against me gives me butterflies.
• You're downright heavenly, you know that
• You're a fucking sexy beast, girl
• You're the kind of girl that songs are written about.
• Just thinking about you gets me all knock-kneed
• You turn me on so much it's ridiculous. I was actually struck by your face right off the bat.
• The thought of you in the shower is too hot.
• I'm severely attracted to you, it's unbearable. I think you're quite the something.
• I'm sure you're asleep, but I want you to know that I can't stop thinking about you.
• I said "Aubree, who's your friend?" and then it took me an hour or so to work up the courage to talk to you. It was the standard 'pretty girl in the room' pressure situation.
• You're wonderful, and I'm not the only one who thinks so.
• I'm honored to be your friend.
• You remind me of my favorite parts of my favorite place, and it's calming.
• Who the hell are you to say you don’t make good first impressions? You have never met yourself
• I think you have an amazing ass, by the way. I couldn't look away from it when you weren't facing me. Also, I promise I'm not a pig.
• You're pretty fucking wonderful. I've yet to find the right words. I'm just glad you're in my life and try to radiate gratitude daily.
• I might go back to San Francisco this weekend. Just because I want to hold you again, and kiss you again, and understand the unfathomable kindness of the universe again.
• I think you're super foxy and want to get naked with you again.
• I think the orgasm you had that night is my favorite that I've ever given a girl. It was so intense. I don't think I've ever felt more powerful. And, you tasted really good.
• You can see my back teeth! I'm smiling so big.
• You're more interesting than mythbusters.
• I enjoy the radiance you inject into my gloomy skies. I feel warmer whenever we talk, no joke. physically I stop shivering if I'm cold when I hear from you.
• By the way, I feel like I might worry you sometimes when I say things. I don't want you thinking I have any misconceptions about our relationship. Like. Saying things about love you and stuff. I know you have a lot of stress because of that and I'm careful with my feelings, but it feels nice to say things. And I mean the core message of everything I say, I just don't expect you to change your life to accommodate me. Make sense?
• You're an amazing human being. You're smart, you're kind and understanding. If you ever doubt yourself, DON'T because that's just silly.
• I think you're the effingest, cutest, most radical girl in the world.
• It honestly aches for me to not be able to see you. I want to make another memory between the sheets with you.
• Sorry for trying to kiss you kinda last night. But you're radical, and I enjoyed my time, and it felt right. I hope it didn't weird you out.
• I think I have a serious problem. Every time my mind wanders I always end up thinking about you.
• You're like rain on parched earth.
• Don't forget who fell for who first, love.
• I kinda want to bury my head in your chest and sing the outro to bowl of oranges to you
• I think that that album has officially become my favorite sex album. I just liked the way the album worked with our raucous love making.
• Well, I've only known you for a few months and I have already told you more than a majority of people alive.
• I don't mean to seem pushy. But you're cute and I'd love to keep you warm all night.
• You're as intoxicating as wine itself.
• You are an amazing person that helped me deal with life more than anyone. I'm so sorry for being who I am.
• Sometimes I text you in bed then fall back asleep so I can wake up to your messages.
• You're tough and adorably bad ass.
• I'd live my life to make you smile. And I'd do anything to support you. We could have a garden with flowers that smell like the love we'd share and we'll be beautiful and you'll be a daily reminder that there's kindness in the universe.
• I miss you and your jaw-dropping cuteness.
• Have you seen yourself? Your legs? Your hips? Your breasts? Your ass? Your face? THAT is a really sexy body.
• No matter how bad a day I'm having, talking to you instantly makes me feel like it was a good day.
• You are a wonderful friend and I'm grateful to live with you.
• You're a great source of joy. I think you're exactly what I need in life right now. I hope you're okay with being a part of it.
• You make me nervous. I don't think you realize how radical you are.
• Lady, I believe you are what is known as 'a catch'.
• I find you to be so sexy I can't fucking stand it.
• You have beautiful eyes and an awesome smile and the way you carry yourself screams cute.
• You make me smile, which feels wonderfully unfamiliar and missed. I think I picked the best lady to be the love of my life.
• I can't even find the nickname to fully encapsulate your amazingness.
• I wish you could see yourself how I see you. I think then you would understand what true beauty was. I think that you are absolutely perfect, from the bottom of your adorable wrinkled feet to the top of your hair-too-long head. There is nothing about you that I would change, because I couldn't possibly imagine liking you more than I do at this very moment.
• Caitlin, you are achingly cute. I enjoy your nose and your smile (especially your teeth) and your pretty pretty eyes. You have cute knees, too. I'm so happy to have you around. Oh! I forgot one of the most important parts. I love you very much, miss Caitlin. Don't forget that, ever.
• You have the perfect hands for holding.
• Caitlin you saved my life, you were the only one who answered me tonight.
• I would love you for the rest of my life if you ever gave me the chance to.
• If I lived closer to you, I'd try super hard to be your boyfriend because, sweet little girl, I want you to be my girlfriend.
• I think you're radical. And short of having robot legs, you're pretty much the coolest person I've ever met.
• I sometimes think of a kinder universe where a girl as great as you would be my girlfriend. It makes me smile.
• You're beautiful, stunning really. And you have the personality to boot!
• Because I'm eager to impress you? You've me climbing the walls just to be noticed by you!
• I think you're the only girl I could love like that. You enthrall me. You make me want to be a more complete, kinder person.
• I think we'd have a ball. Living life like a contest we have no chance of winning. Reckless abandon and shameless love for each other.
• That was single handedly the most charming thing a girl has ever said to me. I will do anything for your happiness.
• Show people the real you, I like the real you.
• I told my friend about you, then said dibs.
• God damn. You're the perfect girl. And, now, I have a full 'fuck you, I'm not going anywhere' erection.
• You make me constantly grateful to be a heterosexual.
• Will what be a problem? You coming back? That's a silly question. Daft question, even.
• You're a zygomaticus muscle. because you make me smile.
• Let us abscond to the coast at once. I want to drink wine and breath in fresh air and enjoy the full spectrum of your presence.
• I think the smartest thing I ever did was taking you for my bride.
• But anytime I have every complimented you, and I do swear to this, my intentions have been pure and my heart has been true. You do inspire me. You do move me. You are an example. And none of that has anything to do with my wanting to get laid.
• And you make me smile like no beer does and no matter how many I drank. You also make me a little dizzy like most beers do.
• I seriously want to marry you, Caitlin Olson. If I had a guarantee that I could make you happy for the rest of your life, Nothing could stop me from being your man.
• If you ever need me, I'll be there to believe in you, to comfort you, to talk to you, to hug you and to convince you that you are amazing, irreplaceable and very, very important to me.
• This cruel world always seems kinder when you're a part of it.
• I got so distracted with kissing you I just now realized I forgot my socks.
• Caitlin. You're honestly one of the smartest women I know, and I know with your intelligence and loving and wonderful personality that even though you may not consider san francisco home, you'll make connections and be with friends who'll make you smile and laugh like you were at home.
• So I was trying to snap the scratches I still have but my phone camera isn't very good. They still make me grin like an idiot every time and I'm very glad you're the one who gave me them. They serve as a nice reminder that I didn't make it all up.
• You are one of the most beautiful, sweet, sexy and just downright perfect people I've ever had the extreme fortune of meeting. And that's just your appearance! Which, as previously stated is almost too wonderful for words, but when you get into the realm of personality it's even better. To be so fantastic and then be thoughtful, kind, patient, open, brilliant, passionate, adventurous and damn near every other adjective we've yet invented to describe someone in a positive manner is really what puts you in the "too good to be true" category. Except you are, AND you find me attractive. THAT'S why I can still barely believe my luck.
• thankfully THAT i remember perfectly because its probably one of my single favorite moments in my life so far.
• Yea I've gotta say that was probably my favorite part too. If I had written my ultimate fantasy of the two of us, it probably would have played out pretty much exactly that way.
• you are incredibly sexy. I feel like i should have bought a lottery ticket this weekend, because clearly I was the luckiest man on the planet
• Sometimes I'm sure you're a succubus. And, if so, hail satan.
• So cute I would like to put you in my pocket and instead of giving my customers at work sugar cubes, I could just drop you in a cup of coffee instead!
• And I really hope this list does make you feel better. 'Cause even if it doesn't just remember that I love you

Honestly, yours for the asking.

A Gentler, kinder world to be in.

With a more loving soul.

And a softer heart.

And I will come to San Francisco and

Peel away layers of flesh,

Break open my rib

Cage and

Part my lungs to

Show you the

Heart you've softened.

Just to prove it to you.