these are some pretty good/funny quotes i found on StumbleUpon. most of these are anonymous.

• "The future belongs to the few of us still willing to get our hands dirty"
• "♥>$"
• "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace"-Jimi Hendrix
• "think positively. network. exercise daily. work hard. stay strong. build faith. worry less. read more. be happy. volunteer. relax. love. live."
• "When i do right, no one remembers. when i do wrong, no one forgets."
• "True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
• "Dont let the imaginary person in your head keep you from loving the real one right in front of you."
• "religion is like a penis. its fine to have one. its fine to be proud of it. but please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around. and PLEASE dont try to shove it down my children's throat." (hahahahah i LOVE this)
• "When i was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. when i went to school, they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up. i wrote down "happy." they told me i didnt understand the assignment and i told them they didnt understand life."
• "the only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. if you cant ignore it, top it. if you cant top it, laugh at it. if you cant laugh at it, you probably deserved it."