Misc.

• Rowsdower: I've been around kid. Crow: And I've been a square kid.
• Jean-Claude GoshDarnit
• the train song in "Girl in Lovers Lane"
• You know back then having a dime was like a thousand dollars. (Girl in Lovers Lane)
• That's the Hee-Haw font, how can it be deadly? (Mike-The Deadly Bees)
• Crow's Bobbin' Buzzard song and invention exchange(Operation Double 007)
• Rock 'n roll truuuck!
• A promising delivery career comes to an end (The Brute Man)
• I don't want to just be known as *a* creeper, I want to be known as THE creeper. (The Brute man)
• during the credits to "Laserblast"- No need for them to tell me all this, I'm no good with names.
• Crow's "combed" hair look
• "Another great car-approaching scene." (The Beast of Yucca Flats)
• “Kenneth Branagh’s Mary Shelley’s Bram Stoker’s Wes Craven’s Tim Burton’s “Beast of Yucca Flats:” A Francis Ford Coppola film.” ~Servo
• Ah, I love these walking scenes.
• It'll take us about a half hour to get home and we'll film every minute of it (Mighty Jack)
• They say we're not mad scientists, they say at best we're mildly peeved researchers. (City on Fire)
• The names have been changed to protect the visible. (The Amazing Transparent Man)
• Oh, great! I'm just transparentISH (The Amazing Transparent Man)
• He overdid the Clearisil again (The Amazing Transparent Man)
• Tornado Magnet trailer park welcomes you (Joel-Space Children)
• Well, it looks like somebody's mama let 'em grow up to be a cowboy. (The Thing that Couldn't Die)
• Uh, Joel, I don't want to be the teacher's pet or anything, but Gypsy uncoiled herself again! (Crow-The Crawling Eye)
• I feel the need. The need for speed! Or an anti-depressant. (Crow-The Crawling Eye)
• Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you. (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians; The Brain that Wouldn't Die)
• I enjoy watching people's mental illness. (Mike- Jack Frost)
• I hate it when his face lights up like that. (High School Big Shot)
• Crow T. Robot's Bram Stoker's The Civil War (The Thing that Wouldn't Die)
• A film by Crow T. Robot based on an idea by Abraham Lincoln
• (shot of a spiral staircase, looking downward) Servo: Impetigo! Mike: I think you mean vertigo. (The Atomic Brain)
• They've got some pretty busy spiders in these here horror movies. (Crow, Samson vs. the Vampire Women)
• Had they just bought curtains they could have saved the whole vampire race. (Crow, Samson vs. the Vampire Women)
• movie: I blacked out. Mike: Um, excuse me! You african-americaned out! (Track of the Moon Beast)
• SOL's Legends of Rock Presents: The Band that Played California Lady (Track of the Moon Beast)
• Dirk Squarejaw (Rocketship XM)
• Oooh! Right in the sinister urge! (The Sinister Urge)
• They tampered in God's domain. (many episodes)
• Something sort of happened, kinda. (The Creeping Terror)
• White bread for white, white people (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm /Bloodlust)
• So long you corn shucking suckers! (Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm/Bloodlust)
• This would be really suspenseful except that it isn't. (Bloodlust)
• Tom's theme song (The Violent Years)
• Aw. life is so hard when you're stupid. (Last of the Wild Horses)
• Staycheck and Banachek battle to save Kolchak. (Mike)
• This movie is fraught with meaningful looks!

San Francisco International

• Wanna go see the vroom-vrooms? (Mike)
• movie: My dad spends so much time at the paper. Yeah well, Crow: It's probably your fault. movie: These things have a way of working themselves out. Mike: Not this one! movie: Just hope for the best Servo: Maybe if YOU were out of the picture. (San Francisco International)
• Priest pulls a gun. Mike: There's a new testament in town.
• I'm beginning to doubt you're a priest.
• You obviously have no desire to land, Davey.

Alien From L.A.

• Drill Sergeant Crow T Robot: I don't believe I was addressing you, MayOHnnaise!
• Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed. (Dr. Forrester)
• The Vend-O-Gut invention
• movie: Why did you break up with me? Crow: It's your helium addiction!
• I'm southern and I'm sassy. Now kiss my grits! (Mike)
• Tom's yodel at the opening credits.
• Does she realize how incredibly Australian I am? (Mike)
• So it's not really a bottomless pit, it's a topless hole. (Crow)
• The guys tease each other about watching chick flicks.
• Gypsy swallows Tom. lol (The Creeping Terror)

The Brain that Wouldn't Die

• Crow: Doesn't she need lungs? Servo: No, she's got neck juice.
• Gee, that High Karate really worked.

The Screaming Skull with Gumby: Robot Rumpus

• Habitat against humanity (crow)
• You kinda slacking off on the house shaking, here Ron (Mike)
• Mom threatened to make me into a bowl
• Pay for my head bump surgery and I'll get you down
• Son, I'm going to need a can of Play-Doh to replace my butt.
• He's extremely high crotched
• Hey, you can throw things through dad! I'm gonna get an anvil
• Davy and Goliath are moving in next door. There goes the neighborhood!
• Hey, his bump is on the other side.
• Servo turns into a butterfly....and then back again.
• woman is not moving, just listening to the wind blow....Can we help you movie lady? Do you need a push or something? (Crow)
• as the woman "I'm scared, yeah, but I'm getting kind of bummed. This is taking forever." (Mike)
• The movie that dares to graphically depict sometimes seen peacocks and sometimes NOT seen peacocks. (Mike)
• movie: Jenny... Crow: I've got your number
• Crow pretends to be a skull and Mike freaks out and beats him with a golf club.
• The first year of marriage is always the most psychotic. (Crow)
• Clothes from the Fred Rogers collection.
• I love stalking my wife. I think it's normal and healthy. (Crow)
• We have a pretty good marriage. It's been three days, I haven't killed her yet. (Servo)
• movie: I'd like to say goodbye Servo: I'd like to say celery too.
• I'm gonna lasso me that chipmunk.
• knock on door: It's the show-us-your-live-wife-and-win-a-million-dollars people (mike)
• skull rolls down stairs.. Everyone knows it's slink-skull (Crow)
• Thanks for the spontaneous tonsillectomy, Honey. (Mike)

Final Justice

• beginning credits say "Starring Joe Don Baker." Crow: Ooh, I wish I was illiterate so I didn't have to read that.
• credits show title: "Final Justice." Please, can't I have just one more justice? (Mike)
• We'll see what Count Chocula has to say about this!
• He finally exploded.
• Don't worry, his heart will go 'head on.
• He's going aheading oning! (Crow)

Danger! Death Ray

• Ladies and gentlemen, your pasty white Europeans. (Crow)
• They really have captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds. (Mike)
• an honest-to-goodness real, not toy, helicopter (Mike)
• The ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub. (Mike)
• Special effects by Billy! (Crow)
• These are NOT toys.(Mike)
• Danger! Twist tie. (Servo)
• movie: Ok, we can dive. Crow: Billy's out of the tub.
• Das Toy Boat (Mike)
• This must be a massive organization to be able to throw away a $1.25 helicopter. (Crow)
• Servo blasts Crow with a death ray. lol
• Danger! Small talk. (Crow)
• (instrumental 60s music starts playing during a chase scene) We're gonna get down now. This is a funky kinda intrigue going on. (Servo)
• Watermelon man! (Servo singing to the music)
• I love to sneak into my own apartment. (Mike)
• Either he's 9 feet tall or that's a tiny door (Crow)
• movie: (guy walks into a bar and says to a guy already sitting there) Hi. Nobody around here? Mike: Don't I count?
• Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose! (Servo)
• The bots do "This is Your Life" for Mike and every mystery voice is Crow. lol
• He died as he lived- not really having anything to do with this film (Crow)
• This has the tone of an Incredible Hulk episode (Mike)
• Bart Fargo IS... hard to watch (Servo)
• by now the death ray is completely forgotten
• They were going to call this "Danger! Wall-Mounted Guns" but it wasn't a very good title. (Crow)
• Danger! Dry wall (mike)
• Cambot crying because of innocent video cameras getting killed in the movie
• Cambot's SO sensitive! (Crow)

Devil Doll

• Deeeebieee! I punched a window in for you, baby! (Crow, pretending to be a drunk college guy)
• We'll be right back, we're partying with our window.
• I'm going to make her Mrs. The Great
• Meanwhile, at StifleJoyCo
• Oh, she's wearing her bed-time false eye lashes
• Mike, you think if I left and painted the entire satellite that I would miss anything?

Deadly Mantis

• movie: It wasn't a gale that wrecked this shack Crow: It was a Debbie!
• Oh little town of DEATHleham!
• But there was no room at the inn for the poor mantis on this wintery night
• non-stop, high speed,aggressive non-action
• Aaah! Something we're supposed to be able to see! Aaah, aaah!
• Mr. Mantis goes to WashingDEATH.
• Crow gets eaten by a space creature. Look, I've been eaten. I'm gone, good-bye.

Squirm

• Crow singing "Creepy lit-tle kid music"
• He's WAY over-southerning.
• movie: The sink's acting up. Mike: "It's sassin' me back."
• Ah...southern men don't need you around ANYhow!
• Come on! No one's that southern! Tone it down.
• I'm gonna randomly nail up plywood.
• We shape our hair into waves down here, boy.
• Southern lunch counters are a lightening rod for trouble.
• Always properly refrigerate your chitterlings.
• I'm only gonna call you 50 more times!
• movie: If I see you even one more time.... Servo: That'll be three times!
• The Tom Servo southern belle skit
• I'm charmed by your creepiness.
• She could easily stomp muskrats to death with those shoes.
• I'll floor it! In just 10 minutes we'll be going 30.
• Save the chicken-fried collard greens!
• and just to make things worse, a black hole appears
• movie: YOU gonna be the worm face!
• Death by particle board!
• Why does it not surprise me that he has weak ankles?
• and the trip for wood ends in complete triumph
• Crow: This movie illustrates one unshakeable principle: never go to the South for any reason.In fact, please South, secede will ya? We won't stop you this time. Mike: Crow! Crow: C'mon. They know we hate 'em. Mike: Stop! Sorry, South. He's a violent little robot,pay no attention.
• Wait a minute! Filmed in Georgia?! Well, there's your problem. Might as well have filmed itin Alabama for that matter. Or Kentucky!

A Case of Spring Fever

• NO SPRINGS!! ~Coily the Spring Sprite ("A Case of Spring Fever" short from the "Squirm" episode)
• Yeah, try it 8 more times, maybe it will work!
• (guy misses golf swing) movie: Too bad, Joe. Crow: If you didn't hate springs so much that wouldn't have happened!
• ... the guy blabbering about springs for the entire rest of the short lolol Crow: "Lots of loose soil to bury some one out here."

It Lives by Night

• "Well, IT shouldn't drink so much coffee."
• Mary Tyler Less
• Susie Chapstick and her husband Ron Chapstick.
• I can turn the world on with my stinkin' smile.

Santa Claus

• I saw mommy KILLING Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last MURDER! (Mike)
• Joe Don Baker IS Santa Claus (Servo)
• El Santa. El Santa will save us (Servo)
• Do you really think it's a good idea to jingle ALL the way? (Servo)
• Children on the verge of a nervous breakdown (Mike)
• movie: Boys and girls from England Crow: have rotten teeth. Mike: Crow! Crow: what?
• Get down with your bad Santa self. (Servo)
• movie: children from the USA Crow: are too spoiled and lazy to help santa. There, that makes it better.
• Now this is good old fashioned nightmare fuel. (Crow)
• El Don Knottso
• Why don't they look? (Crow)