• movie woman: Well say something! Crow: Something! movie guy: Something! Crow: D'oh! Got riff back on that. (The Human Duplicators)
• movie: That's a human voice! Crow: Wow, they ARE scientists! (Fire Maidens of Outer Space)
• movie: Aria One, this is Iron Man. How do you copy? Crow: On a Xerox machine. You? (Space Travelers)
• Oh please! When has a man EVER noticed a plant in a house? (Mike, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders)
• Mexico. This is the city. My name is Friday, I carry a badge. I don't need no stinkin' badge. (Joel, The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy)
• movie: Let's go, Blackie! Mike: It's not Blackie! It's African-Americany. (Radar Secret Service)
• movie girl: What if we turned ourselves in to the police? Servo: Well, then we'd be policemen and we could drop the charges. (Attack of the Eye Creatures)
• “I don’t want to be the dead squirrel under the floor boards of your hunting shed, but this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever had us do yet!” (Crow T. Robot, Fugitive Alien)
• “Forget about life jackets, this is the 50s!” (Tom Servo, Aquatic Wizards short from Teenage Caveman)
• “The pony express: when it absolutely, positively has to be there in three or four months or so.” (Servo, Gunslinger)
• “Ow, right in my vast doughy mid-section!” (Crow, Gunslinger)
• You act like you've never seen an eye creature's disembodied hand before. (Crow, Attack of the Eye Creatures)
• Tragic Moments figurines (invention exchange, Being from Another Planet)
• Murder on the Disoriented Express (Crow, The Rebel Set)
• movie: Aria One, this is Iron Man. How do you copy? Crow: On a xerox machine. You? (Space Travelers)
• We're gonna slow it down now. In fact we're gonna grind it to a complete halt here. (Mike, Kitten with a Whip)
• Way to guard the government, jerk! (Servo, Code Name Diamond Head)
• If those pants were any tighter they'd be behind her! (Crow, Code Name Diamond Head)
• Stand by for mild interest on the high seas. (Servo, Code Name Diamond Head)
• movie: I'll have a few words for you. Servo: They are frog and pant. (Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell)
• Et Tu, Billy Bob? (Riding with Death)
• Joel: That's not milk she's drinking. It's pancake batter! Crow: Pancake batter? You're soaking in it. (The Crawling Hand)

Night of the Blood Beast

• Pearl and "Art" (actually Crow)
• Movie: He was supposed to come back alive. Servo: The big jerk!
• Movie: I want you to see this. Mike: Look how dead he is.
• Tom singing the words on the "Restricted Area" sign
• movie: By all medical standards this man is dead. Crow: So just like before, then? movie: no heartbeat, no respiration Servo: I've never seen a man so dead.
• movie: His tissues refuse to dissipate. Mike: Well, I'm gonna make 'em!
• movie: Could he be in a catatonic state.... Servo: Maybe he's dead.
• movie: The brain starts to deteriorate. Within 3 minutes it's died. Mike: It's like he's dead or something!
• movie: Steve? Crow: Yes? Servo: Yes? Mike: Yes?
• Mike: He's getting deader. Movie: His blood pressures in 120/80. Mike: It's as though he's dead!
• movie: Steve? Mike: Not everybody is Steve!
• Servo: Steve, Steve! Cut it out.
• Servo: And the Steves are there.
• Crow: Steve 1, you go that way. Steve 2, come with me.
• Mike: This has STEVE written all over it.
• movie: crashing sound Crow: Steve?!
• movie: We need help boarding the windows. Mike: Get Steve on it.
• movie: At last count it was 140/80. Mike: What a selfish thing to say!
• the "dead" guy is alive and says something... Mike: Can you be dead again?
• Mike: You big dumb dead guy- sit down.
• Servo: (singing) Steves don't preach! I'm in trouble deep
• (shot of a news-stand)Oh look at this! White people voted the best people in the world! (Catalina Caper)