Season One

• Gus skipping onto the tennis court (ep13: Game, Set....Muuurder?)
• Shawn and Gus running,screaming out of the sorority house (ep15 :Scary Sherry/Bianca's Toast)
• "You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?" ~Gus (ep10: From the Earth to Starbucks, again in season 2, ep 15:Black & Tan)

Season Two

• The "Shout" performance at the end of ep1 (American Duos)
• Shawn makes pineapple upside down cake in an Easy Bake oven (it took 19 hours). "Are you a fan of delicious flavor?" (ep3: Psy vs Psy)
• Shawn & Gus tag teaming (ep 6: Meat is Murder, but Murder is Also Murder)
• Gus being creepy at the park (ep.8: Rock-a-bye Baby)
• Shawn: "I feel like Pepe le Pew when he looked up "Pew" in the dictionary." (ep 9: Gus' Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy)
• Gus: How are we gonna track him? Shawn: By using my Indian blood. Gus: You can't get Indian blood by working in a casino! Shawn: Psh! Maybe you can't." (ep.12: The Old and the Restless)
• Actor: Call me Jorge. Shawn: Jorge? *laughs* That's a little silly. Gus nudges Shawn. Shawn: OH! That's your name. (ep 13: Lights, Camera...Homicidio)
• Shawn: He's a lying liar from Liarsburg. (ep.14: Dis-Lodged)
• My name is Guster. Burton Guster and this is my partner, William Zane. (ep 14)
• Shawn: We're here to offer our services. Lassie: I'd rather shower with a bear. (ep 15:Black & Tan)
• Shawn: Am I dreaming? (Gus standing in front of mirror trying on clothes) Gus: No. I just look THAT good.
• Shawn: Gus is going to have an aneurysm....and not the good kind. (ep 16: Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead)
• Gus: (pretending to be Shawn) Look at me! Look at me! I love my hair. I can make obscure 80s references that nobody understands. Laugh at me. Huh Huh. Hey, know something about me? I have a motorcycle but I never seem to be riding it. (ep 16)
• Gus knocks down an old guy while running out of the museum (ep 16)

Season Three

• Lassiter: I'm just going to have to say no. Chief: That wasn't a question. Lassiter: Could you phrase like one? (ep 1: Ghosts)
• Shawn goes boneless (ep 1: Ghosts)
• Shawn: Dude, he's running! International sign of guilt! (ep 3: Daredevils!)
• Shawn takes off on a motorbike and leaves Gus behind in the sidecar.....later Gus come driving up on a mini-bike.(ep 3: Daredevils!)
• Shawn: ..... and you jab me with your elbow which is like a chocolate harpoon (ep 3)
• Uncle Jack: So, what about it boys- want to be treasure hunters? Shawn: Are you kidding me? That's like asking me if I want my own jet pack! Or if I've ever wanted to be a koala bear! (ep 4: Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable)
• Gus: Stop it! You know I'm afraid that being wrongfully convicted is the tragic way my story ends. (ep 5: Disco Didn't Die, it Was Murdered)
• Shawn trying to slide over a car hood (ep 5)
• Shawn and Gus laughing over the name "Pookie"
• Gus high-speed parallel parking....Shawn: If that would have been on purpose it would have been totally cool. (ep 5)
• Shawn: (to a little girl) What blind kid did you steal that from? Girl: Why would a blind kid have a video game Shawn: YOU HAVE COOTIES ON YOUR FACE! Gus: Shawn! Shawn: She started it! Gus: You started it. Shawn: She gave me the stink eye. (ep 9: Christmas Joy)
• Gus: Are you wearing sweat pants? Shawn: These are my sneaking around pants. Don't be jealous I got you a matching pair. Gus: You're dressing up for her. Shawn: Dressing up? Dude I'm wearing sweats and this ridiculous lime green jacket. Gus: That's my lime green jacket, Shawn and it's only for players. (ep 10: Six Feet Under the Sea)
• Shawn: What if I told you it was for a case? Henry: That would make it worse. Gus: What if he *didn't*? (ep 10)
• Shawn: You want to know our process? Lassie: Yes. Shawn: well, it usually starts with a "Holla!" and ends with a creamsicle. Gus: and if there's time in between "Thunder Cats!" Ho-oh! (ep 11)
• Arson Inspector: You smoke detector is a paper bowl with an M&M stuck to it! Gus: Shawn, where is the smoke detector I bought? Shawn: Oh, that thing? It kept beeping during seance week. (ep 12: Earth, Wind, and .... wait for it!)
• Arson Inspector: Are you sure? Shawn: I'm Al B. Sure watching Diane Schuur put on Sure roll-on while watching "The Sure Thing." Arson Inspector: That's pretty sure. Shawn: That's all-day sure. (ep 12)
• Shawn: Don't be this crevice in my arm! (ep 14: Truer Lies)

Season Four

• Lassiter: I need a weapon.... Gus: We're waiting for a single guy to enter an empty boat. Lassiter: Which may require deadly force! (ep 1-Extradition: British Columbia)
• Lassiter: He's definitely packing heat. Gus: That makes one of you. Lassiter: Shut up, Guster! (ep 1)
• Gus: A map? That's your secret weapon? Shawn: This is not a typical map, my friend...with large words that people don't understand, like latitudinal and east. (ep 2: He Dead)

To Be Continued.....