calley+chelsea=quote-tastic duo

• at gas station.
  • chelsea hands me a mountain dew.
  • i say, "noooo!"
  • she says, "i'm asking you to hold it."
  • "oh."
  • "you don't want one."
  • "nooooo! i feel bad! this is wrong!"
  • "it's not like i'm selling you drugs."
• in chelsea's mom's car
  • in front of the school
  • about to get out
  • chelsea's mom: "oh, chelsea! it's cold! do you need a hood? do you have a hood???"
  • chelsea [wearing a hooded jacket], "mom, i have a hood! yeah, let me get out my spare hood. one's not good enough, i'll put my second hood over this one. okay, we're good."
  • calley: "hahahahah"
• in cafeteria in the morning
  • sitting at a table
  • me: "oh, here comes mopey and dopey."
  • maybe you just have to know these two people.

to be continued...