• What are you Doing with your Tongue?
  • We Make Better Friends!
  • My Mum Wants to be your Best Friend
  • Your Hair Gel is disgusting
  • Deep Conversations Don't Happen by Text
  • You like Nickelback (Enough Said)
  • I Sold your Shitty Green Day Albums on eBay (for 99p)
  • Your Dick is Huge (Shame I Can't Say the Same Thing About your Personality)
  • Why Do you Taste Like Jagermeister? (It's 11am)
  • Don't Touch me There We're in Switzerland
  • Didn't know you could be too posh
  • I think you may prefer dudes
sep 14 2012 ∞
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