- If I were a food I'd be pasta & brownie mix on a late night.
- If I were a date I'd be July 30, 2010.
- If I were an instrument I'd be a guitar.
- If I were a book I'd be a romance with a twist.
- If I were a religion I'd be a tiny warrior of God.
- If I were a utensil I'd be an orange plastic spoon.
- If I were a purse I'd be a satchel from peru.
- If I were a plane I'd be Hungary bound.
- If I were a yard decoration I'd be a gnome.
- If I were a fruit I'd be a tangerine.
- If I were a telephone conversation I'd be deep with hidden humor.
- If I were a wolf pack I'd be in the middle.
- If I were a paragraph I'd be a lymric.
- If I were a toy I'd be polly pocket.
- If I were a problem I'd be time management.
- If I were a disagreement I'd be a misunderstanding.
- If I were a flower I'd be a daisy.
- If I were a day of the week I'd be Wednesday.
- If I were a bird I'd be a yellow finch.
- If I were a fear I'd be loneliness.
- If I were a liquid I'd be snapple.
- If I were a simple pleasure I'd be playing with wax.
- If I were a body part I'd be fingernails.
- If I were a soundtrack I'd be Spirit.
- If I were a mythological creature I'd be a unicorn.
- If I were a movie I'd be the waterboy.
- If I were an amount of time I'd be 199 minutes.
- If I were a color I'd be gray.
- If I were a temperature I'd be 65 degrees.
- If I were a pair of shoes I'd be slippers.
- If I were a symbol I'd be a lamppost.
- If I were a website I'd be etsy.
- If I were a vehicle I'd be a black jeep liberty w/ a life is good tire cover.
- If I were a page of homework I'd throw myself into the trash.
- If I were a number I'd be 1 4 3.
- If I were a shape I'd be a doodle.
- If I were a language I'd be sign language.
- If I were an undone chore I'd be hanging up clothes.
- If I were a video game I'd be just dance.
- If I were a candy I'd be a twizzler.
- If I were a tv show I'd be The Middle.
- If I were an expression I'd be a smirk.
- If I were a landscape I'd be a mountain view w/ a tire swing.
- If I were a lampshade I'd be a melted record.
- If I were a job I'd be a designer.
- If I were a word I'd be festive.
- If I were a quote I'd be: "You were born an original, don't die a copy"
- If I were a planet I'd be pluto.
- If I were a sound I'd be laughter.
- If I were a personality I'd be me.
- If I were a dreamer: I'd dream.
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