- I shall kill them...more or less.
- CM moos at passing cars. She used to live on planet mars. CM has a pretty face. ( She probably gained it when she lived in space. ) CM wears a hoodie of blue. Does she wear it when she moos?
- You're future I can see. You shall live to 105, then turn around, be shot, and die.
- His mind shall be clean. That would be crazy if you could actually vacuum your head.
- Gay people, they act very gayly.
- Meat is murder, tasty murder. People who herd sheep are called herders.
- I wrote a song for you my dear. It starts out "CM is weird." Just kidding. I didn't write you a song.
- For christmas all i want is pot. To smoke & So I can get high. But I am not a druggie type. That didn't really rhyme. It was just to clarify. That I really don't want mary Jane. Cause I really want crystal meth to rot my brain... [What was up this day?.... hahaha]
- Eating animal crackers, I am. Whats on the bottom of the ocean? HAM.
- Unicorn arms they make me rofl. (....)
- Shirley Temple songs are stuck in my noggin. If you are carrying logs, you would be loggin.
- In your home a ball of cold was throne (?) "My name is lighting McQueen" " I am your queen. " said on the throne.
- The kid in front of me just perspired.
- Another name for pig is cow.
- What's a type of bird? umm...a goldfish.
- Do you want some of my Glee cake? I didn't throw it out for your sake. [that ended well..:)]
- If I was black, you'd be a member of my "crew".
- I'm pretending this poem is my notes.
- Her realization of how FREAKING bothersome she is makes me proud.
- I don't plan on getting my eggs fertilized. Until I'm married in God's eyes.
- Teen pregnancy is wacky. Mrs. B's shirt is tacky.
- In Utah today it's negative two degrees. Snow is piled past their knees. Don't you wish that you were there? No, that's right. You don't care.
- I almost got written up last class. If Mr. L were an animal he'd be an....donkey.
- I'm wearing a bracelette made by prostitutes.
- Malori told the snow "get off my land"
- Science homework, go to....Hades!
- If you were a rapist you'd be a unicorn raper.
- My cousin Brock told me I'm hot.
- I used to be enjoyed by R Favor.
- Lard is very lardy.
- Someone just questioned my rhyming scheme. Therefore, he is on your team.
- "I love you dad." " I'll go get my shoes."
- CM, you are grand. Think of names for our band. "table leg" pirate peg.
- Glow worms, do they move in a squiggle?
- If Taliyah had a blackanese baby his name would be Lee.
- What if 50 had a son named 25 cent?
- My dress is white and black you see? Just like a mixed infant would be.
- Thongs should not belong to those who are fat.
- Remember Freshman success, "look at the cute sperm." "Kill it! Kill it!" Said S.
- Skipping backwards is not that hard.
- I just ate some orange chicken. My lips, my tongue is a lickin. I wish you were here to share this delight. (hahahhahaha. The orange chicken. Not licking your lips.)
- He was invited to go play with his friend Bert. He doesn't really have a friend named Bert...it rhymed.
- I'm gonna have a large eye. I wanna be the cyclops. I do not know why.
- I regret saying those poems aloud..
- I don't really care about rape. I'm craving a grape. (okay...?)
- Today is TL's date of birth. It probably wasn't a picnik for her mom ( for she is of great worth.)
- I like saving the planet so much.
- ah of huzz
- I'm stoked to see your brother quack. Quacking skills is what I lack.
- Fat people should NOT wear tye dye.
- My grandmother, she has a bo.
- Lack of inspiration. Anti-Persperation.
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