-a bush is better than a bench -utah is -3683541637813368734 degrees farenheit. -she will make new friends with plain names such as sarah, mary, and dameon. none with a capital L in the middle. -unicorns are nonexistant in frigid cold. -you can't play duets over the phone. -you inspire me to play my guitar & if you're not here i might stop playing for lack of interest. -i never heard the whole t.swift cd. -no one appreciates my homemade gifts like you do. -snapple will never taste the same. -i won't have an escort to any of my classes. -i never got to bring YOU a care package. -Mr. McCartney will be a has-been. -caitlyn jones will cease to own a parrot mailbox. -no more walks in quail valley. -you know...like the bird? -you have a trampoline here. -& a pool table. -my L is already deflated. -my vocabulary will decrease to 18 words. None of which will rhyme. -you don't WANT to leave. -I've never got to experience all the stuff you tell me you do with heather and des.you know, the hilarious stuff. -eruk WILL be lonely. -that's for sure. -without you i will loose connection with people i don't talk to much that i talked to because of you. -home will become completely unoriginal. -s.s. will buy all of your previously owned attire, especially your boots, and claim that she founded the fad. -you're the only girl i know that can rock a trench coat. -(don't tell my mom...hahahha just kidding) -she will miss you as well. -me and heather will PEARish without you. -rudabega will cry -an act that i am in the midst of doing. -orange chicken will suddenly excel in price, leaving my family in great debt. -you never finished the last unicorn. -asians won't ever hit on us at the same time again. -photo 2 will be just another class. -photo club will lose its special touch to the end of my day, because i really enjoy it more because i get to come over. -you never got to be in a play. -a photo club tshirt will be horrendous without a picture of your face on the front of it. -you're the most generous person on this planet. -I'll never get to meet matt or megan or bradley or susan. -no more rockbandathons. with mysterious cake. -we only had ONE baking festival. -i don't own a webcam. -i don't have the funds to send myself to ootah. -on april 1st you wrote me a poem that read "i am moving away" but it was all a joke. it was april fools, you see. i wish this was a joke. -i'll have to go see the gnome movie by myself. -unless you come back just for that. -bring mal! -i don't have the minutes to talk to you on the phone unless it's after nine. -no more hyper nights at tori's house. if that was ever to reoccur, we don't know. -you are my soul sister. -the amount of times you've been to my house i can count on one hand. -we have yet to hold a decent party. -you're dad will learn russian and forget his previous language. -scattegories will remain under all the stuff in my closet. -ham and rodents.... they'll surely miss you. -maybe you could hide in your closet when sunday rolls around. It's very spacious...and has slots to breathe through. -no more sleepovers where we stay up till three talking about such things as world hunger & horses with torn ligaments. -you won't be able to make fun of everything i like. -i may never again experience a pedicure. -m e s s a g e......message.....MESSAGE! YOU HAVE A MESSAGE. -twizzlers=heaven. -(that's not a reason for you to stay...i was just stating a well known fact.) -you won't get to go with me to fifth quarter on the year, next. -we experienced parasailing together. -i would have never met sydney/cindy from ohio without you, and now we're SUCH great friends. -haha, not. -we never sang kareoke..not that i would. -never had our roadtrip with the friends from language arts last year. -mrs.sizemore will lack long talks with her favorite student. Yes, I'm sure she likes you more than i. -I've never met someone with such an exstensive movie collection. -because of you i get grossed out by hotdogs. [drop dead gorgeous]. don't worry, that's okay by me. -you buy me listography books that inspire lists about yourself. (this one) -you're the only one who understands my concern with people who are itchy. -i never got to eat cupcakes from cupcake. -i made you your lamp, but idk if you can take it with you.. -you introduced me to sweedish fish. -& words like "excessive". just like this list. -except i could go on -and on. -and on. -and on and on and on and on. -but i fear if i talk too much i'll make you really sad.:( -that's not the purpose for this list. i just want to make you smile, & persuade whoever/whatever that they're making the wrong choice. -I <3 you MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH. -as does SC.