- "Oh, really?" (I seem to find everything incredibly unbelievable).
- "Wow" (Cassie style)
- "Ouch"
- "Ew" which is generally followed by "That's filth(!)"
- "Oh my god, I love <insert word>, they’re amazing."
- "Shitsticks" or, very rarely, "Fucksticks"
- "I really want/need <insert superfluous object/s>"
- "shoogs" (instead of the more formal 'sugar')
- "ex & oh"
- (after various words or statements) "...ish"
- "I like your face"
- "Anyways"
- "White with two sugars please"
- (before leaving someone) "Hugiwugs?"
- "Where's my phone?"
- "Yeeeah" (yes, the extra e’s were necessary).
- "Oh, have you seen <insert really good movie>?!"
- (Sarcastic tone) "Obviously"
- "I need a cup of tea"
- "I really like <insert name of person/object>"
- "I miss my cats"
- "Have you heard <insert anonymous band name>?"
- "I'm more of a cat person"
- "It's so hot/cold."
- "Where are we?"
- In response to statements/questions about television "I don't watch telley"
- "Have you read <insert name of really good book>?"
- "What happened last night?"
- "I need to pee"
- "I don't eat cow"
- "Are you retarded?"
- "I need to sh-ow sh-ow" (instead of shower)
- "I'm going to write you a letter"
- "Does my hair look ok?"
- "I want iceqweeeem"
- "I think I'm gonna vom"
- (whilst looking in a mirror) "Uh! I look like filth"
- "could I quickly check my facebook?"
- "group hug!"
aug 11 2010 ∞
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