Avid tea drinker, undogmatic cat worshiper, dreamer, awkward conversationalist, introverted excavator, herbivorous half-wit, extemporaneously spasmodic misanthropist, bedroom nudist, underwear dancer, clothes peg colour co-ordinater, persistently perplexed person, pettifoggingly pernickety, mechanically maladroit misfit, aimless wandering vagabond, bookslut.

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