- It's definitely more fun to be a girl than a boy. We have twirly skirts and glitter, and we smell pretty, and that's probably why there are so many more drag queens and male-to-female transsexuals than there are female-to-male ones. Everyone knows it's just more fun to be a girl. Haha.
- If you walk into the bathroom and all the stalls are taken except for the handicapped one, and you decide to use it, when you come out, all the other stalls will be empty and there will be a handicapped person waiting to go to the bathroom
- Those little smoked sausages taste better on toothpicks
- All men are created equal (I use "men" as a general descriptor here - meaning "humans"). And even if this is not universally acknowledged, it should be. So it's on the list. Ha.
- The chocolate cake has zero calories if:
- it is eaten off of someone else's plate
- it is eaten standing up or walking
- the eater has just broken up with her boyfriend
- Baby animals are cute. All of them. Always. Especially kittens.
- A woman may try on 700 dresses for an occasion (party, wedding, etc.), but when she finds "the one," she will know. A woman always just knows. Be patient.
- Guys who play video games way more than they should are often surprisingly kind, witty, and generally wonderful.
jan 15 2009 ∞
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