- Nowhere to Run (1993) - A real stinker of a movie. I had wanted to see A Few Good Men, but a friend talked me into seeing this one. Acting performances by Jean-Claude Van Damme and Rosanna Arquette, need I say more?
- The Secret of My Success (1987) - To date, the only movie I ever fell asleep to in a theater, during a nude scene, no less. Yawn!
- Batman and Robin (1997) - Make no mistake, this movie was bad. What made it worse was the 30-something year old man sitting behind me who giggled like a little girl each time there was a close up of George Clooney's Batman costume. I guess nipples were funny to him.
- The Spirit (2008) - The only redeeming thing in the movie was a brief shot of Eva Mendes' backside.
- War of the Worlds (2005) - Dakota Fanning's constant whining had me rooting for the aliens to win. Plus the fact that even the dog survives the alien attack made the ending so implausible.
- Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) - I blame all the foolish decisions I've made since '97 on the loss of IQ points caused by seeing this movie.
- April Fool's Day (1986) - I don't expect good acting or good screenwriting from a slasher flick, but this one goes beyond ridiculous.
- The Last American Virgin (1982) - Everyone I know says the same thing about the ending, "WTF?"
- Desperate Measures (1998) - I only paid $1 to see this one, but I want it back. For fun, count how many times Micheal Keaton's character says "Frank".
- Iron Eagle II (1988) - While sequels are rarely good, sequels are rarely this bad.
- Living Out Loud (1998) - Surprisingly good acting performances from Danny DeVito and Queen Latifah could not save this movie.
- 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) - Insults the intelligence on so many levels.
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