- Eating M&M's especially the green ones without go go boots
- Drinking Bud Light
- Watching shows like Bosom Buddies, Martin or any other shows where men put on women's clothes
- Watching Teletubbies
- Reading a book about having two dads or two moms
- Having a book read to you by a drag queen (If the book is about having two dads, is that suppose to make you "double gay"?)
- Reading a book whose author's last name is "Gay"
- Buying Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of Moon"
- Wearing a Pink Shirt
- Shopping for clothes at Target
- Reciting poetry on an aircraft carrier
apr 28 2023 ∞
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