- I do love my bagingo! But I don't wanna flick the bean while sitting around a circle of sexually repressed women. - Erin
- Hahahahah yes I'm a hot chick with big tits :] -Kenz
- It will take place in a giant field of clover & there will be a river of Guinness beer flowing over the hillside. When our powers collide the ghost of Danny Boy will come out of his wand & tell me to not let go. - Erin
- No it wasn't always on my ipod. I first heard them on yours ok! Is that what you wanted me to say? You find better music. Happy? - Kenz (it did make me happy :])
- You are so nastay. Dominated love slave.-Erin
- Sado-masochism doesn't cause you to blink an eye, but a pic of Megan Fox in her underwear makes you freak out. lol to each their own.-Erin
- That's a weird definition of being in love. That's like pointless to even have in life if that's being in love. Hey I loved people as friends & wanted to fuck them, I wasn't in love.-Ashly (lol)
- Wow I don't know what's come over me. I love everyone so much. So gay.-Erin
- You aren't nerdy, you're like all hip & critical of pop culture. You are! You're like The Onion in really tight pants.-Erin
- Mmmm I smell like a babe! - Erin
- Oh I see how it is, you're just playing cute to get in pants. Sigh, I always fall for pervies. - Erin
- You know it's true love when you respect a person enough to not sexually harass them. - Erin
- Like these aren't a big deal individually. Together they make me wanna stab my coworkers. Wanna go out sometime? I'm trying out girls for a little. - Anya (this is Anya making herself look like a loon. Haha.)
- Better to be hated for who you are than to be liked for what you aren't. People who put on an act will get to a point in life when they realize that everything they've done was empty and meaningless. Even though you're kinda miserable and maybe a bit kooky, you do everything from your heart and even if you live your whole life depressed and lonely, you will at least know that you have an identity and that you aren't simply a charismatic image. - Erin
- You destroyed my innocence! My soul is withering. - Erin
- Oh it was definitely the cardigan. I can't resist your cardigan. And that germ mask just really made me horny. -Erin
- You should appreciate vaginas more. They do so many things. - Erin
- You aren't a weirdo. You're an artist. - Erin(same thing)
- Please don't kill me. That would suck. - Erin
- Lol imaginary bollocks? Sure it's not your REAL bollocks? Perv. - Erin
- She must think I'm secretly twisted and horny. Sweet. - Erin
- Yes! We must hang out! As long as you promise not to try to kill me. & Anya will totally take her shirt off if you ask her. You might not even have to ask. - Erin
- Ok you caught me. I like having sex with old people. But really, so what? - Erin
- I'm whipping you in my mind. Mwahahaha - Erin
- You'll have to whip me to get the answers out:-> - Erin
- Awe hunnybear you don't look 12 - Alison
- What happened? PLEASE tell me you made her cum! - Anya
- I just can't help myself! You're just too fine. - Erin
- Oh I'll definitely be naked in all the videos I send. - Erin
- Aw you do look attractive. And you're already super small, except for your penis. - Erin.
- Zoe & Zoya would make amazing FWB! - Erin
- Well I usually sleep naked or in my underwear. I also shower naked. - Erin (amazing!)
- I want your expressive mouth so bad. - Erin (my mouth is amazing haha)
- You can have me. You don't have to rape. I'm just a slag. - Erin (a.k.a. Lady Gaga's next song lyrics)
- You're the one offering to pay child support!!! I thought you didn't want to be in our kids' lives? And now you're claiming it's not yours??? How could you? - Erin (looney)
- Why will you get hit by a car? I like being gay. - Erin
- Oh, I was soooo naked, and doing the laundry. I'm the ultimate woman. - Erin
- I'm not a very good vegan. I just enjoy harassing people about it. I like lacy thongs. - Erin
- I just realizsed that I'm kind of a total bitch. - Erin
- That yarn just gets so hot with those needles rubbing together. - Erin
- Psh, you know you want my genitalia! - Anya
- Sorrow. I'm wearing sorrow & a big ugly sweater. - Anya
- I wanna see a model with a big nose, like Linda Evangelista on coke. - Erin
- You're a sexy machine at a neverending sexy party. - Erin
- I just took a picture of my tits! I feel like a ho! - Erin
- You're my partner in awkwardness. Wallflower power. - Erin
- You've got the library card to check out whatever you want. Read it so hard. - Erin
- The needles moving too fast. The quilt is exploding. - Erin
- Neither have I, except for when I wanked in the grocery store. But that doesn't count. - Erin
- Do what I saw right now, or I'll fuck you! - Erin
- I'm sorry. We can cover your culturally constructed difference with piles of money. - Erin
- You just rub against each other like warms! Haha gender neutral sex is the dirtiest kind of sex. - Erin
- My boner is constant & unyielding. - Erin
- Today in art history class we were shown art from pompeii. There was a painting of a man who was weighing his giant penis against a bag of gold. It made me think of you. - Erin
- I have no penis, but possibly a fear of castration. Does that make sense? - Erin
- Yep, I'm still young & free. It's hilarious because all the other girls had on these slutty costumes & I was a giant chicken. And there was still a guy who made obscene gestures at me. I'm that hot in the chicken suit. - Erin
- Feminist like to hang out at Zoe's new house. They like Washington & coffee shops & philosophy classes. They also like woman owned book stores & other woman owned companies. - Erin
- Wow. I'm a shitty friend and a shitty girlfriend. Bam. - Erin
- It's absolutely true. When you hug me & finger my ribs & side arm my boobs, it's all like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. But if you were tall I'd have to mace you. - Erin
- I'm using you as a sex object! Yayyyy - Erin
- You're gonna have to keep slapping me with your dick to shut me up. - Erin
- It's tough being a white, cis, hetero-ish, able bodied, neurotypical, thin, upper-middle class woman. You don't understand what I go through. - Erin
- Don't listen to my opinions. Just think about my butt. - Erin
- Natalie Portman is nice, but I'd need her to be bathed first. She's not that nice. - Erin
oct 21 2009 ∞
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