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+ I’m a soon-to-be 22 y/o voting member of society.
+ I’m not a big deal. At all.
+ I have beautiful friends. You should be one.
+ I’m hilarious and cute, I think.
+ I will risk catching a cold sometimes just to look pretty.
+ I like to think up witty words and file them into the bottomless pit of my brain to remember later.
+ I’m not all that interesting, and neither am I fishing for a co...

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attn: guys, you really don't want me to be your valentine.

  • chocolate gives me major headaches
  • i'm allergic to flowers
  • way too much red/pink
  • too mushy
  • pointless
  • pretentious
  • ostentatious displays of affection make me cringe
  • "i love you" - seriously...? no.
  • i won't put out

i'm not cynical at all, i promise.

jan 18 2009 ∞
mar 29 2009 +